Captain Moroni surrenders to the anti-Mormons

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Re: Captain Moroni surrenders to the anti-Mormons

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In as much as that content is only available to subscribers, could you tell us a bit about that story?
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The guy who dressed up as Capt Moroni has made a plea deal with the government for his magnificently testimony inspiring attack on the wicked gentile Capitol of America when boo hoo baby Trump lost the election, so Moroni was going to save the day! The idiot dressed up like Capt Moroni and waved his rent around testifying to the world of his trustworthy justice and righteousness, only to get arrested and busted for his abject stupidity at trying to overthrow the government with other idiots who don't even know how to use pea shooters. He is hoping for leniency as he had his sorry ass whipped by lawyers and prosecutors who had the real priesthood, and now he knows he is a sham. I hope they throw the god damned book at this loon. It was a proud day for the Book of Mormon and the Church until, of course, the real law and priesthood took over and is wiping his ass for his ridiculous shenanigans from make believe stories of scripture.
The church needs to show a smidgin of intelligence next time and send Alma the younger, and use persuasion instead of violent armed attacks. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Moksha wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:27 am
In as much as that content is only available to subscribers, could you tell us a bit about that story?
Try this one https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/ma ... ar-AASNxSG
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Chief captain Moroni is the worst cartoon character ever
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:25 am
Chief captain Moroni is the worst cartoon character ever
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Line from the article.
Entrekin carried a pole with a white banner attached to it. The banner read: “In memory of our God, our religion, and freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children.”

That slogan, prosecutors said, was the battle cry of Captain Moroni. In the Book of Mormon, prosecutors said, Moroni and his followers executed anyone who did not believe in that phrase nor prize democracy over tyranny.
Got to love it.

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 1:06 pm
drumdude wrote:
Sat Jan 15, 2022 7:25 am
Chief captain Moroni is the worst cartoon character ever
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Yep, that's the Mormon Moron imagining he is being valiant in his testimony all right. Oh the church needs to hang that picture in every single chapel and temple to show what a great influence the Gospel has on people's lives and their thinking... :roll:
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He's just re-enacting a real historical event. A hebrew native American dressed like a roman soldier, waving a flag about 17th century liberty in the middle of Guatemala during a battle which took place with steel swords and horses and millions of people dying that there is no trace of.

It's not like a cartoon at all.
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drumdude wrote:
Sun Jan 16, 2022 12:53 am
He's just re-enacting a real historical event. A hebrew native American dressed like a roman soldier, waving a flag about 17th century liberty in the middle of Guatemala during a battle which took place with steel swords and horses and millions of people dying that there is no trace of.

It's not like a cartoon at all.
Definitely a far cry from the cartoon characters imagined by Arnold Friberg

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