Merry Smithmas!
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DaveIsHere
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
Oh, bro I completely get that. I give them one more get together before I reveal that I'm a Hispanic Papist in extramarital Congress with a Korean Atheist. crap is gonna go down for certain. But at least we go some good food and ges first.
If a Giant's pronouns are "fee, fi, fi, and fum", does that mean short people's pronouns are "oompa, loompa, and doopity-doo"?
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Kishkumen
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
The thing to eat on Smithmas is cornmeal johnnycakes and maple syrup!
"He disturbs the laws of his country, he forces himself upon women, and he puts men to death without trial.” ~Otanes on the monarch, Herodotus Histories 3.80.
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Moksha
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Re: Merry Smithmas!
With an eye to the Elizabethan, you can always spice up your Christmas prayers for moisture with a, "Hey Nonny Nonny".
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Dr. Shades
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It’s no longer necessary to pray for moisture. Lubricants are readily available at any pharmacy.
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