New LiDAR discovery in Mesoamerica

[Dr Exiled]

Microscopic Nephites cannot be detected by Lidar silly antimormons. Just think of how some of the jungle tribes are a lot shorter than the rest of the human population and therein lies the key. God shrunk his holy people so as to hide them from the rest of the world. They most certainly acted on a microscopic level, I know this to be true and bear solemn witness to the truth of it. So, it's obvious that the weak Lidar technology will never discover the things of God. They are to be had through much prayer and faith.

Once the Nephites turned to wickedness the sons of God came down and mated with the daughters of men ... and there were giants in the land ... just like in Genesis. This is how we have Lamanites today.

[Physics Guy]

The mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

[malkie]

The Meldrumites have been very big into Lidar scams of supposed buried Nephite cities in various random Midwestern locations. Astonishingly, they have yet to find one.

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[Moksha]

Newfangled Lie Radar devices could be very threatening to groups pedaling a false narrative in areas way beyond Mesoamerica. I could well imagine the Governor of Florida pushing to outlaw so-called "LiDar".

[malkie]

Newfangled Lie Radar devices could be very threatening to groups pedaling a false narrative in areas way beyond Mesoamerica. I could well imagine the Governor of Florida pushing to outlaw so-called "LiDar".

Perhaps someone will introduce a "don't say Li" law.