Those who go against the brethren are Satanic

[dastardly stem]

Sometimes I prefer members who are easy to talk to and will listen. Other times I prefer members who actually believe what Jesus and religion teaches. Those who think God inspired Katrina or the tragic Tsunami so He could fulfill his might work, at least have some level of conviction. Those who think Biden is in direct communication with the Devil at least see their beliefs as applying to the real world. Those believers who hem and haw, pull taffy and such and can't see the devil or God in anything in particular, aside from being hidden inside their own brains, are interesting in their own way for sure.

When my wife's youngest sister got married we got excluded. Apparently she and her husband decided we would only bring the devil into the situation if we showed up at the temple grounds. Of course it was a ridiculous request for her to tell her family not to tell us as if that wasn/t going to get back to us...but it was also refreshing to know they thought without reservation that we worship satan and have been bound by his inescapable chains. "Well, if their beliefs are true, someone must be. Might as well be us," I said as my wife shed tears as the plot was uncovered.