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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Shulem wrote:
Mon Apr 10, 2023 3:29 pm
Look, I've sewn it up and my cross-examinations of Smith's Egyptology are 100% foolfroof.

We (you and me) have won the war!
Shulem, you are needed on an episode of The Backyard Professor to emphasize that point.
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Moksha wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 12:45 pm
Shulem wrote:
Mon Apr 10, 2023 3:29 pm
Look, I've sewn it up and my cross-examinations of Smith's Egyptology are 100% foolfroof.

We (you and me) have won the war!
Shulem, you are needed on an episode of The Backyard Professor to emphasize that point.

You're very kind and respectful concerning my abilities and talents and I thank you for that. But, I'm a behind the scenes guy and avoid direct limelight. That's just how I am. At least for now.

Really though, we have sewn it up, dressed to kill, and we are bullet proof. The apologists can't hurt us or take us down as far as the world (science & Egyptology is concerned) whereby apologists can only hope to persuade questioning members by tossing them a dog bone to chew on or a comfort blanket to help warm their Linus thumb-sucking childish testimonies.

It's over for John Gee. I've got my ducks in line and my facts straight. My arguments are invincible and I am tapped into the universe of knowledge wherein there is nothing the apologists can do other than protect their jobs and placate questioning members with stupid parallels and idiotic comparisons. Their apologetics only serve to protect and nourish weak testimonies that are founded on Joseph Smith's lies and the misunderstandings of feelings they attribute as answers from God.

Silver Bullets with knock out punch:
  • The Two Lands of ancient Egypt were unified in 3000 BC
  • There is no king's name or royal Cartouche in Facsimile No. 3
  • Joseph Smith mutilated Anubis's face in a Masonic coverup
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Shulem wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 1:29 pm
Silver Bullets with knock out punch:
  • The Two Lands of ancient Egypt were unified in 3000 BC
  • There is no king's name or royal Cartouche in Facsimile No. 3
  • Joseph Smith mutilated Anubis's face in a Masonic coverup
The historical, geological, and geographical realities you keep hammering home make it impossible to reconcile the Book of Abraham. However, the apologists have the advantage that most Mormons are completely unaware of these things. That is why it is important for a plucky Texan such as yourself to help inform them. If you want a more controlled medium, why not make another podcast? This board simply lacks any reach into the Mormon hinterland.
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Moksha wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 pm
Shulem wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 1:29 pm
Silver Bullets with knock out punch:
  • The Two Lands of ancient Egypt were unified in 3000 BC
  • There is no king's name or royal Cartouche in Facsimile No. 3
  • Joseph Smith mutilated Anubis's face in a Masonic coverup
The historical, geological, and geographical realities you keep hammering home make it impossible to reconcile the Book of Abraham. However, the apologists have the advantage that most Mormons are completely unaware of these things. That is why it is important for a plucky Texan such as yourself to help inform them. If you want a more controlled medium, why not make another podcast? This board simply lacks any reach into the Mormon hinterland.

I agree that my arguments against JOSEPH SMITH'S *claims* are absolutely rock solid in proving that Smith was:
  • Mistaken
  • Lying
  • Wrong

The Holy Spirit by which Smith operated is DAMNED -- it was a lying spirit -- the original lying spirit of Mormonism in which *he* created.

Let the apologists be damned. I don't give a rat's ass what they say. They are liars. That includes baby SMOOT who is just another angry liar defending the cult who would be better off expressing his love with another man which is what he was born to do. Right?

Oh, and my podcast with only 235 views in 11 months was not very successful. It flopped.
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Moksha wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 pm
This board simply lacks any reach into the Mormon hinterland.

Not sure I can exactly agree with that because the gigantic King Pharaoh thread up in Celestial has 44,822 views and only a fraction of those are mine. I think Google search is bringing people into that thread to at least check it out even if it's just a quick click.

So what are Gee, Muhlestein, and baby-Smoot supposed to do with a missing king's name and no trace of a royal Cartouche? They know they can't turn Isis into a mortal king. That's just pure nonsense! Have those idiot professors bothered to comment on the fact that there never was a Cartouche or king's name in the vignette of Facsimile No. 3? Have those pussies (including baby-Smoot) said anything of relevance about the mutilation of Anubis's face and the removal of the headcloth in the lead plate? Anubis-man god ALWAYS has a snout and headcloth. Both were removed!

Houston, we have a problem. So, what does baby-Smoot have to say about that?

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Philo Sofee wrote:
Sat Apr 08, 2023 2:56 pm
Egyptian views with Joseph Smith's

I think it's safe to say that Joseph Smith didn't have clue that the person he labeled as "God sitting upon his throne" was sporting an erect phallus while a magic snake was dancing about with an erect phallus of his own making.

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IF Joseph Smith was inspired he would have given us the correct names of the gods and recognized the power of fertility represented by the erect phallus. But Smith was not inspired. He was not in the know. He mistakenly labeled a snake as a dove representing the Holy Ghost. But the Holy Ghost can't sport an erection and neither can it reproduce! Smith did not recognize a phallus other than the one between his own legs which was reserved for 14 year old girls and other men's wives.
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Shulem wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:25 pm
Moksha wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 pm
This board simply lacks any reach into the Mormon hinterland.
Not sure I can exactly agree with that because the gigantic King Pharaoh thread up in Celestial has 44,822 views and only a fraction of those are mine. I think Google search is bringing people into that thread to at least check it out even if it's just a quick click.
Alright, I was trying to create additional impetus for you to consider Kerry's podcast. You are already known and respected in the sidebar. You would only need an audio feed while sitting in the privacy of your home workstation. Imagine Kerry as Bill Reel and you as RFM, but instead of a live video feed Kerry would be addressing an avatar of Anubis. It might work so well that RFM could do the same thing with a Marvel T-shirt.

Behind the scenes is good, but sharing your knowledge in a more public way helps.
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Moksha wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:52 am
Shulem wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 6:25 pm


Not sure I can exactly agree with that because the gigantic King Pharaoh thread up in Celestial has 44,822 views and only a fraction of those are mine. I think Google search is bringing people into that thread to at least check it out even if it's just a quick click.
Alright, I was trying to create additional impetus for you to consider Kerry's podcast. You are already known and respected in the sidebar. You would only need an audio feed while sitting in the privacy of your home workstation. Imagine Kerry as Bill Reel and you as RFM, but instead of a live video feed Kerry would be addressing an avatar of Anubis. It might work so well that RFM could do the same thing with a Marvel T-shirt.

Behind the scenes is good, but sharing your knowledge in a more public way helps.
Hey! Having Anubis up as an avatar instead of your face, sharing your audio would work quite well actually. I'm just sayin'......
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Re: Backyard Professor The Easter Message of the Egyptian Hypocaphali - New Light

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Moksha wrote:
Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:20 pm
The historical, geological, and geographical realities you keep hammering home make it impossible to reconcile the Book of Abraham.

Hammer away! And I've got the perfect tools. I'm immune to apologetic tricks and their corrupt methods to distract and distort the arguments.

A conversation between me and John Gee would center around the year 3000 BC...

He would try to get away from that and divert. But I would bring it right back to 3000 BC and explain to him how the Bible and Joseph Smith were wrong.

*THAT* is square one and his Achilles' heel. I think Gee is finally going to crack and split wide open. He's close to retirement but not close enough. Keeping up the big lie has got to be wearing on him. It's time to push him over the cliff...

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