LDS Conference Center Unveils New Sculpture Of Matthew McConaughey

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Re: LDS Conference Center Unveils New Sculpture Of Matthew McConaughey

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Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 09, 2026 3:55 pm
According to forensic science, Jesus was less of a Hollywood leading man and more short and stocky 5'1 Galilean. Here’s what scientists actually think he would have looked like:

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https://www.popularmechanics.com/cultur ... esus-face/

So, if the church actually wants an historically accurate depiction of Jesus, the statue in the lobby ought to look something like this:

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The overweight Jesus makes a good image but appears older than Jesus. Perhaps looks like Paul. It may be an image of Socrates.

The facial image is of course an approximate guess but very likely closer than all the handsome European facial types people have used. I have been puzzled by the odd expression, however. (In the boat and sat on a fish?)

Even though the disciples chuckled over the fish incident it did not get included in the later written story.
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Re: LDS Conference Center Unveils New Sculpture Of Matthew McConaughey

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huckelberry wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 10, 2026 5:06 pm
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑
Fri Oct 09, 2026 12:53 pm
Why does the woman on the left have such tiny legs?
Tiny legs are a child's on her lap. Child's face is obscure in the photo (at least hopefully only in the photo).
Well, I'll be damned. . . there IS a child there, barely visible!
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