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_MormonMendacity
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Post by _MormonMendacity »

GIMR wrote:Luckily no one was nearby with a camera, you'd have been under blackmail for quite some time...

Amen to THAT! You don't know the half of it, either! WTMI!
"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder" --Homer Simpson's version of Pascal's Wager
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_Sam Harris
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Post by _Sam Harris »

MormonMendacity wrote:
GIMR wrote:Luckily no one was nearby with a camera, you'd have been under blackmail for quite some time...

Amen to THAT! You don't know the half of it, either! WTMI!


ROFL!
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_Polygamy Porter
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

OH

MY

HELL!!


My sides are aching from laughing so hard at you all!!

Nice break from digging through my past for the "interview" I am in...
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_Polygamy Porter
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

GIMR wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:Lets talk about the one piece garments.

Did any of the exmos here wear em? HOW SICK IS THAT?

Did you use the poop chute or did you take your shirt off in the bathroom stall so you could pull the Jesus jammie jumpsuit down to your ankles to do your business with the proper mating of bare ass to seat? Oh yeah, don't forget the ass gasket for that sanitary sure fit...(a.k.a. toilet seat cover, free cowboy hat, cafeteria bib..)

That must have sucked, especially in outhouses in the hot summer or dead of cold winter. Oh wait, even worse, popping a quick squat in the woods... oh the mental image of that...

Details!


Perhaps a more objective topic would be "the change of garments over time."

Bond


ROFL

I for one vote for an annihilation of one piece garments. My mom kept asking me why there was a slit in the back of my drawers that she could see above my waistline, LOL.

Well at least they're not ankle/wrist length anymore.
Wait.... I thought you were a recent convert/deconvert?

You went through the temple? Post 1979 garment change and CHOSE the one piece?
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_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

I haven't heard any recent attacks on Donny Osmond. That might be a possibility.
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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

moksha wrote:I haven't heard any recent attacks on Donny Osmond. That might be a possibility.


The only thing I have against Donny is his assertion that he's "a little bit rock and roll".

Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_moksha
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Post by _moksha »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote:I haven't heard any recent attacks on Donny Osmond. That might be a possibility.


The only thing I have against Donny is his assertion that he's "a little bit rock and roll".

Bond

But in suggesting that, aren't you engaging in presentism? Isn't there a clear historical record based on lingustic analysis and DNA records from the Andy Williams Show, to at least speculate on an Asiatic/Rock 'N Roll admixture?
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_Runtu
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Post by _Runtu »

moksha wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote:I haven't heard any recent attacks on Donny Osmond. That might be a possibility.


The only thing I have against Donny is his assertion that he's "a little bit rock and roll".

Bond

But in suggesting that, aren't you engaging in presentism? Isn't there a clear historical record based on lingustic analysis and DNA records from the Andy Williams Show, to at least speculate on an Asiatic/Rock 'N Roll admixture?


Now that was funny. I was imagining Daniel Midgley-Welch saying that. Too funny.
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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

moksha wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote:I haven't heard any recent attacks on Donny Osmond. That might be a possibility.


The only thing I have against Donny is his assertion that he's "a little bit rock and roll".

Bond

But in suggesting that, aren't you engaging in presentism? Isn't there a clear historical record based on lingustic analysis and DNA records from the Andy Williams Show, to at least speculate on an Asiatic/Rock 'N Roll admixture?


That's a tad high brow for we peasants. So just know I recognize you as always funny, and know that I'm laughing right now.

Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

I agree. GIMR, aren't you far too young to have experienced the one-piece garments? You said you're only 25, right? If so, why did you choose them?

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