Who's on the MAD Chopping Block?

[_Yoda]

I voted Fortigurn. He seems to be less well known than The Dude and sethbag (and thus less likely to be noticed if banned).

Personally I still have my money on Nov 5 type mass purging.

That would certainly be a juicy turn of events. ;)

This type of action wouldn't surprise me, either. It's very Dan G'ish.

[_Mister Scratch]

None of the above.

I do think that if forigurn begins to play monkey in the middle with some of the posters he could get a suspension like suem. You see, one needs to be diplomatic in their posts espcially a critic. But also a LDS poster too. Now hammer was suspended for playing monkey in the middle too. And so you see, it is quite fair at MAD.

Sethbag is not going to get suspended. He is my favorite critic friend at MAD. And he is engaging in discussion and doesn't badger the posters.

The dude, is not going to get banned. He is quite intelligent and knows how to handle himself when he gets in a pickle and he is cool like a cucumber.

Zak has not done anything wrong to get banned. However, once he reaches 11,000 the mods may give him a two week vacation from the boards for mental health reasons.

And so the next banning will come when a critic poster begins to flame LDS posters and adds no substance. And I do believe I know who it may be.

Now of course, these are only my speculations...and I won't bet my shoes on it. But...lets see what the future will bring...life is interesting isn't it?

Well, Why Me, my offer still stands: If you proffer a guess, and turn out to be right, I will happily write a dossier on the MAD poster of your choosing!

[_moksha]

Well, Why Me, my offer still stands: If you proffer a guess, and turn out to be right, I will happily write a dossier on the MAD poster of your choosing!

In the meantime, how about some nice dossiers on two very nice posters: Katherine the Great and Koakaipo. That way you could help balance some of the sours with these two sweets.

[_Yoda]

Well, Why Me, my offer still stands: If you proffer a guess, and turn out to be right, I will happily write a dossier on the MAD poster of your choosing!

In the meantime, how about some nice dossiers on two very nice posters: Katherine the Great and Koakaipo. That way you could help balance some of the sours with these two sweets.

What a nice idea, Mok! :)

[_Bond...James Bond]

Well, Why Me, my offer still stands: If you proffer a guess, and turn out to be right, I will happily write a dossier on the MAD poster of your choosing!

In the meantime, how about some nice dossiers on two very nice posters: Katherine the Great and Koakaipo. That way you could help balance some of the sours with these two sweets.

You better start pulling double shifts on dossiers Scratch, because it's going to take a ton of sweets to balance out Juliann.

[_Doctor Steuss]

I predict that it will be Rhinomelon. That guy is too damn cordial and tolerant of my never-ending list of questions about the Trinity.

Either that, or that Doctor Steuss guy. He's been too much of a fence-sitter, and posts way too many one-liners without any substance at all. That bloody idiot really irks me.

Actually, I think it will be "thetruth" (if they ever end up posting). They're a new member (joined yesterday), and this is their signature line. They were working on a post on one of the threads for a while (they're name was italicized and underlined which signifies they are currently posting), but they never ended up submitting the post:

Ah, IPB!

Firstly, i'm a proud Christian. Secondly, i'm here to try to shed some light on the blind darkenss. Thirdly, seeing as this server is located in Washington, some of this forum's rules are overriden by the Constitution of the United States of America. The Constitution is the ABSOLUTE law over your rules. Fourthly, this is only a fair warning, not a threat, not harassment, just a simple warning. Finally, you will notice i have not broken any of "the rules" in this signature!

[_Bond...James Bond]

Actually, I think it will be "thetruth" (if they ever end up posting). They're a new member (joined yesterday), and this is their signature line. They were working on a post on one of the threads for a while (they're name was italicized and underlined which signifies they are currently posting), but they never ended up submitting the post:

Ah, IPB!

Firstly, i'm a proud Christian. Secondly, i'm here to try to shed some light on the blind darkenss. Thirdly, seeing as this server is located in Washington, some of this forum's rules are overriden by the Constitution of the United States of America. The Constitution is the ABSOLUTE law over your rules. Fourthly, this is only a fair warning, not a threat, not harassment, just a simple warning. Finally, you will notice i have not broken any of "the rules" in this signature!

Dare I say, sockpuppet?

[_asbestosman]

I will happily write a dossier on the MAD poster of your choosing!

But what if the person we'd choose to have you write a dossier for is the same one we think will be evicted?

[_harmony]

Ah, IPB!

Firstly, i'm a proud Christian. Secondly, i'm here to try to shed some light on the blind darkenss. Thirdly, seeing as this server is located in Washington, some of this forum's rules are overriden by the Constitution of the United States of America. The Constitution is the ABSOLUTE law over your rules. Fourthly, this is only a fair warning, not a threat, not harassment, just a simple warning. Finally, you will notice i have not broken any of "the rules" in this signature!

MAD's server is in Washington? Somehow I thought they were located in UT.

[_CaliforniaKid]

Fortigurn's time is almost certainly limited.