thestyleguy wrote:I thought finding history on the internet was the topic at the table.
All three.
1. History
2. Internet
3. Finding history on the internet.
4. Thinking.
Ok, four.
I have to admit, that since I've come to the truth about the church, my interest in what the GAs are going to say at Conference time has been more intense.
"If False, it is one of the most cunning, wicked, bold, deep-laid impositions ever palmed upon the world, calculated to deceive and ruin millions… " - Orson Pratt on The Book of Mormon
Always Thinking wrote: Probe!!??? I'm not lettin' my bishop do any probing anywhere on me!
ew!
Damn, I thought I was doing good!
Well, we all know, that when the Bishop probes, the thinking is done ... er ... I mean, when the Prophet thinks, the probing has been done ....er, when the probing is a Bishop and the Prophet doesn't think, then ... well, the probe is a....
DON'T MESS ME UP!
"If False, it is one of the most cunning, wicked, bold, deep-laid impositions ever palmed upon the world, calculated to deceive and ruin millions… " - Orson Pratt on The Book of Mormon
Always Thinking wrote: Probe!!??? I'm not lettin' my bishop do any probing anywhere on me!
ew!
Damn, I thought I was doing good!
Well, we all know, that when the Bishop probes, the thinking is done ... er ... I mean, when the Prophet thinks, the probing has been done ....er, when the probing is a Bishop and the Prophet doesn't think, then ... well, the probe is a....
DON'T MESS ME UP!
it's neat to see that probe has some the letters of the word problem. If a Bishop see's a problem he will probe; hopefully without latex gloves.
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I have been out of town in Jamaica and Columbia doing the Lord's work, as you are well aware.
I must apologize for missing the last few meetings in the temple. It is good to see you here, as well, among the apostates. We bring, together with why me and bcspace, much needed spiritual guidance to the lost souls here.
By the way, I am truly impressed with BCSpace's use of logic and spirituality to confound the heathen apostates here who think that gayness is acceptable. (You might want to consider him for the opening in the Quorum of the Twelve, by the way.) I have followed his posts here and am very impressed with his demeanor and the way he can whip these apostates at their own game.
I am sure when we are not here that the board is in good hands with BCSpace. Those here who are lurking and wondering whether they have been offended enough to leave or not to leave must have second thoughts after following his insightful posts. The internet is surely a miracle, is it not?
He is bringing back many lost souls and his reward will be great in heaven.
By the way, Brother Boyd, I have written my first draft of my conference address and have had some wonderful insight from my associates: especially Wade.
You may want to check out my latest entry in my blog to see the address. I'm hoping it passes muster. Would you please let me know if it does not and I would be happy to reword any part that you may feel inappropriate.
I'm off this week to do another boat run from Jamaica to Columbia working on that basketball team we are trying to put together, but you can reach me by cell phone or my dear wife can pick up the red phone if you prefer to talk on a secure line.
Until then, please continue your fine fellowship with the apostates here. With you and BCSpace here on the board we are sure to convince many lost souls to make their way back to the church.
Your brother as always in the harness of love,
David
Ladies, it's time for us to stop accommodating an environment of immodesty and jump out of the water before we get boiled alive by the seductive and evil influences that are a result of continued immodest dress.
1) They're uncomfortable anyway.
2) Screw you. I'll take any emission I can get.
3) Screw you. HBO rules way more than your pussy-ass little god. Real Time and Inside the NFL alone make this a showstopper right off the bat.
4) Wait... people can wear condoms?
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
Pokatator wrote:Do you think that Packer meant thongs instead of flip-flops?
Do you think that Packer or Bednar either one really even know the difference between flip-flops and thongs?
Silly boy! My wife wears thongs to the pool and flip-flops to bed. We know what's up!
Ladies, it's time for us to stop accommodating an environment of immodesty and jump out of the water before we get boiled alive by the seductive and evil influences that are a result of continued immodest dress.
Pokatator wrote:Do you think that Packer meant thongs instead of flip-flops?
Do you think that Packer or Bednar either one really even know the difference between flip-flops and thongs?
Silly boy! My wife wears thongs to the pool and flip-flops to bed. We know what's up!
Oh, I know what's up, Brother Bedme, oops! I mean Bednar...
And though I appreciate you asking BCspace to keep me whipped into shape, I'd much prefer that be left in your oh-so-capable hands.
By the way, I yearn for another entry from you, Bedme...uh, Bednar. I get excited with every blog entry you make, but I need more than two entries a month! I'd prefer two a day. I know raising the bar to those standards may be difficult with Sister Bednar, but I feel certain that with my assistance in the harness you could make it happen.
KA
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Pokatator wrote:Do you think that Packer meant thongs instead of flip-flops?
Do you think that Packer or Bednar either one really even know the difference between flip-flops and thongs?
Silly boy! My wife wears thongs to the pool and flip-flops to bed. We know what's up!
And what do you wear to the pool?
To bed?
I wear flip-flops to bed as well. That's our little inside joke or name for the special garments which we wear.
To the pool: well, being the alpha male that I am, I like a simple black bikini bottom. Brother Boyd has a pink one if I remember correctly from the last time we were out at the Great Salt Lake to the Apostles' private beach.
Ladies, it's time for us to stop accommodating an environment of immodesty and jump out of the water before we get boiled alive by the seductive and evil influences that are a result of continued immodest dress.