Utah #1 in Nation for Google Porn Searches

[_Doctor Steuss]

This is what happens when Gentiles don’t have enough liquor and titty-bars…

[_Bond...James Bond]

This is a scam. The Church of Satan has a network of computers that automatically search for porn all day, every day.

Which floor of the COB?

[_Belial]

This is a scam. The Church of Satan has a network of computers that automatically search for porn all day, every day.

Which floor of the COB?

It's in the basement underneath. That's where the Trinity of Evil and the Quorum of the 12 Apostates enact their rituals.

Little known fact: When an Apostle is called all the evil in him is turned into a physical avatar embodying all their evil. They look identical though so can get into the building. When the Second Coming occurs the doubles will fight each other to the death.

[_Some Schmo]

I wouldn’t be surprised if more hand lotion is sold in Utah, than the all other states combined.

I was thinking it would be more hand sanitizer.

I've heard that sperm and urine are extremely clean when they first come out, and that the sandwich you eat is likely dirtier.

I've also heard that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth, but then I see dogs licking their balls.

Touché.

Maybe this is part of the reason men can't lick their own balls. Their mouths are dirty enough... forget about all the alone time they'd be spending.

[_barrelomonkeys]

Oh! I just went ahead and read this thread and now wish I hadn't.


Ew.

[_karl61]

I remember listening to the Doctor Dean show and he said that when men hit that flush lever on the urinal or when anyone hits it on the toilet the first thing it does is spray you with an invisable mist of what you just deposited.

[_Jason Bourne]

I wouldn’t be surprised if more hand lotion is sold in Utah, than the all other states combined.

I was thinking it would be more hand sanitizer.

I've heard that sperm and urine are extremely clean when they first come out, and that the sandwich you eat is likely dirtier.

I've also heard that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human mouth, but then I see dogs licking their balls.

And dog say to humans "Aren't you jealous you can't do this!"

[_Jason Bourne]

Maybe this is part of the reason men can't lick their own balls. Their mouths are dirty enough... forget about all the alone time they'd be spending.

Teeheeheeheheheeeee!

[_Jason Bourne]

I remember listening to the Doctor Dean show and he said that when men hit that flush lever on the urinal or when anyone hits it on the toilet the first thing it does is spray you with an invisable mist of what you just deposited.

Yea I heard that too. Ever since I try to move away right after I flush. Ick!

[_Mercury]

This is what happens when Gentiles don’t have enough liquor and titty-bars…

I miss Vegas ;)