I saw god night before last...

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_Blixa
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Re: I saw god night before last...

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The Nehor wrote:
Blixa wrote:Yes. It's true. Someone showed me his picture. Maybe you've seen it?

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I have to admit that explains a lot...


Doesn't look a thing like him.


El wants to know who's been impersonating him in your bedroom, Nehor. Is that leprechaun bothering you again?
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Re: I saw god night before last...

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Blixa wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Blixa wrote:Yes. It's true. Someone showed me his picture. Maybe you've seen it?


Now that you have shown me yours, I'll show you mine.

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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

barrelomonkeys wrote:Hurry Steuss, I'm almost finished!


And what is all this monkey talk? Sheesh.


K, well Liz left this lovely here when she split the thread so it looks like I'm just babbling to myself.

God did indeed paddle the brains right outta me.
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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

barrelomonkeys wrote:[...]
God did indeed paddle the brains right outta me.

What were you wearing?
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

A dunce cap.
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Post by _MishMagnet »

Come on, Blixa. Everyone knows that God is a Cauccasian man with long hair.

DUH.
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Post by _Trevor »

MishMagnet wrote:Come on, Blixa. Everyone knows that God is a Cauccasian man with long hair.

DUH.


Yeah! You tell her!

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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

I was gonna say, it doesn't look European enough.
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Re: I saw god night before last...

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Blixa wrote:Yes. It's true. Someone showed me his picture. Maybe you've seen it? . . . I have to admit that explains a lot...


Blixa, I am TOTALLY CONFUSED by your post. Can you give us a little background information, who/what/where/when/why/how, etc.? Or maybe tell us what you're referring to?
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Post by _beastie »

Hey, I got you all beat. My avatar IS god(dess).

And she will so beat your arse.
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