The End of Exmormonism...

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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

Blixa wrote:LOAP, for once we agree..I think....


Aw, it ain't so bad, B.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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Re: The End of Exmormonism...

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Coggins7 wrote:The searing fires of Hell...

Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...

On the next Oprah...


Was your mom Britney Spears?
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Now THAT is funny. :O


Yeah, about as funny as that grotesque thing on your upper back that looks like one of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Let's see, Monkey on back...
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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Post by _Trevor »

Coggins7 wrote:Yeah, about as funny as that grotesque thing on your upper back that looks like one of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Let's see, Monkey on back...


Watch out, Merc, looks like Coggs may have a thing for you and that imaginary monkey on your back (monkey=Coggs?)!
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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I need a new moniker.
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Thinking about subject line...

Post by _Trevor »

End of Ex-Mormonism...

I predict that Ex-Mormonism will last a little longer than Mormonism. What do you all think?
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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Re: The End of Exmormonism...

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Coggins7 wrote:The searing fires of Hell...

Abyssal depths of torment and misery. A bottomless lake of fire and brimstone...the soul torn asunder and the mind crushed, whipped, and pureed like raspberry Jello in the mighty vice of God's eternal wrath...

On the next Oprah...


Here is the real hell for Ex-Mormonism.

Going back to Mormonism.
Sitting through hours of pointless meetings.
Being told how to live, how to obey.
Not being allowed to think outside the box.
Being told "I don't know that we teach that".
Being told to put our questions back on the shelf and get back to obeying.
Being told what we can read, what we can watch, what we can do.
Being told to read only pro-Mormon material.

The list could go on indefinitely.

I would rather burn in your so-called fairy tell lake of fire and brimstone than ever set foot in a Mormon Corporate building.

But as I see it Coggins, this so-called lake of fire and brimstone and all of this "pain" you wish to see Ex-Mormons in is nothing more than your own fantasy. It is something you have created to help justify your position and something to make you feel better.

Oh those nasty dirty Ex-Mormons!

I get hate mail like this on a continuous basis from you Mormons. Telling me how much I'm going to burn, how much I'm going to be punished.

Being a Mormon was punishment enough.
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