In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
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bcspace wrote:In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
;)
You are such a **NastySLUR*! You get to decide how your wife looks? What an *NASTYSLUR*! Seriously, what a male chauvinist thing to say. Can I assume she's hideous at the moment? What a *NASTYSLUR*!
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In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
;)You are such a pig! You get to decide how your wife looks? What an ASS! Seriously, what a male chauvinist thing to say. Can I assume she's hideous at the moment? What a jack ass!
LOL!
Believe what you want. I am just fueling your prejudice. As long as you can be so fueled, you will always be who you are now. Humorless and......?
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bcspace wrote:In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
;)You are such a pig! You get to decide how your wife looks? What an ASS! Seriously, what a male chauvinist thing to say. Can I assume she's hideous at the moment? What a jack ass!
LOL!
Believe what you want. I am just fueling your prejudice. As long as you can be so fueled, you will always be who you are now. Humorless and......?
I find that which is funny humorous. Not you. Would your wife appreciate your humor? What a sleazy thing to say. Seriously. WTF is up with men complaining about their wives and their attractiveness? I bet you're a looker, eh?
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Moniker wrote:bcspace wrote:In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
;)
You are such a pig! You get to decide how your wife looks? What an ASS! Seriously, what a male chauvinist thing to say. Can I assume she's hideous at the moment? What a jack ass!
Well, the opposite is true as well, Moniker. (So far as I know, anyhow---i.e., the husbands will be exactly as the women would like them to be.) I have always found this to be a rather strange, not to mention vain, doctrine, but, nevertheless, BC's explanation does seem to be pretty much standard-issue. Heaven, as per this doctrine, basically becomes one big pool of powerful subjectivities which somehow manage to never clash with reality. But, hey, everyone is a God, so that's how it goes.
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Mister Scratch wrote:Moniker wrote:bcspace wrote:In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
;)
You are such a pig! You get to decide how your wife looks? What an ASS! Seriously, what a male chauvinist thing to say. Can I assume she's hideous at the moment? What a jack ass!
Well, the opposite is true as well, Moniker. (So far as I know, anyhow---I.e., the husbands will be exactly as the women would like them to be.) I have always found this to be a rather strange, not to mention vain, doctrine, but, nevertheless, BC's explanation does seem to be pretty much standard-issue. Heaven, as per this doctrine, basically becomes one big pool of powerful subjectivities which somehow manage to never clash with reality. But, hey, everyone is a God, so that's how it goes.
Oh sheesh. Well then they all just SUCK! WTF? Physical attractiveness is one of the perks of your own kingom? Explains a lot, I suppose. How very, very shallow, and completely and utterly vain.
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Moniker wrote:bcspace wrote:In heaven, we will be as ripped as we want to be. Our wives will look exactly as we desire (ever changing but always beautiful and hot) and come with a full featured remote.
The women will have their own island away from the men and never the twain shall meet.....
;)You are such a pig! You get to decide how your wife looks? What an ASS! Seriously, what a male chauvinist thing to say. Can I assume she's hideous at the moment? What a jack ass!
LOL!
Believe what you want. I am just fueling your prejudice. As long as you can be so fueled, you will always be who you are now. Humorless and......?
I find that which is funny humorous. Not you. Would your wife appreciate your humor? What a sleazy thing to say. Seriously. WTF is up with men complaining about their wives and their attractiveness? I bet you're a looker, eh?
OH MY GOD!!!
Do you know how incredibly hard it is for me to find a date because I'm not a 10???? Despite all the stereotypes of men being pigs, women are 100x more superficial than guys are.
I can't even bring an "ugly" girl to my work party, because all the women at my work will give me endless s*** about why I was with that "ugly girl". Forget the fact that she's way cool and all....
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I find that which is funny humorous. Not you. Would your wife appreciate your humor?
Yes. We joke around like that all the time.
What a sleazy thing to say.
Well, this IS the Terrestial.....
Seriously. WTF is up with men complaining about their wives and their attractiveness?
Who's complaining?
I bet you're a looker, eh?
Enough to multiply and replenish the earth very well apparently.
I can't even bring an "ugly" girl to my work party, because all the women at my work will give me endless s*** about why I was with that "ugly girl". Forget the fact that she's way cool and all....
Call them on it and ask one of them for a date.
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bcspace wrote:I can't even bring an "ugly" girl to my work party, because all the women at my work will give me endless s*** about why I was with that "ugly girl". Forget the fact that she's way cool and all....
Call them on it and ask one of them for a date.
They are all married.
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Call them on it and ask one of them for a date.They are all married.
Ask them to send up their daughters! lol
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Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.