Where Have All The Exmos Gone

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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
Coggins7 wrote:I'll give you a B- on that one Phunk

Heh - nice. I'm quite pleased with that.
For effort or for achievement though?


You'll be picking up Shadys for:

Best Sound Mixing
Best Satirical Attempt by an Apostate
Best Vocals by an Apostate
Best Jazz Funk Fusion Album (by an Apostate or Vegetable Medley)
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Post by _the road to hana »

(Somehow I was expecting a Pete Seeger tune, so I'll oblige):

Where have all the exmos gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the exmos gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the exmos gone?
Coggins dissed them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the Coggins gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Coggins gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Coggins gone?
Run to MAD-B every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the MAD-B gone?
Long time passing
Danny's dudes, and Julie's chums?
Long time ago
Where have all the MAD-B gone?
Killed by Dexios and Archon
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the Greek mods gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Greek mods gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Julianns gone?
Stung by cog-dis, every one
When will she ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has all the cog-dis gone?
Long time passing
Thought it was, but now it's done
Long time ago
Where have all the Mormons gone?
Bloomed to exmos every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

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Post by _Ren »

All these ex-mo's whine and moan
They say we'll know when our Cog-Dis is blown
Well I know that that ain't true
Cos well, I've got the spirit strong and true.

Babe.
I've got da-spirit babe
I've got da-spirit babe

They say Lehi never dwelt in a tent
That Zarahemla came from Joe Smiths head
No way that's so - their full of rot.
They've all been smoking way too much pot.

Babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.

Mormonism is my thing
I've got CTR on my ring
And when I'm sad, my bishops in town
And when I get scared, my hometeachers come round...

So what if they hint my hairs too long
Or that my second earring's really wrong
With Joe and Ephraim's sticks in hand
Their ain't no ex-Mo hatred I can't stand

Babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.

I've got my quad combo bag.
I find drugs and sex a drag.
I love going to seminary.
I know tea ain't good for me.
I let my light shine bright
I never miss a fireside
I got da-spirit and I won't let go.
I've got da-spirit that let's me 'know'.

I've got da-spirit babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.
I've got da-spirit babe.
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Now this is an improvement phunk, but there's only one problem, the chorus doesn't work. There's one word too many in there. Its "Babe, I got you babe", so "Babe, I got da spirit babe" doesn't quite fit. Otherwise, entertaining.
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Post by _Ren »

Cheers mate :)

Yeah - I know what you mean. But my other choice was going for just 'I've got spirit babe' - and that didn't sound quite right. Like just being jolly, instead of actually having THE spirit...

Imagine the 'da' being said really quick. It kinda works if you do that. But yeah, maybe there's a better choice. Any suggestions...?


EDIT: I've hyphened the da and spirit. I think that works better now...
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Just "its da Spirit" babe, or something like that.

Babe, its the Spirit babe
Just the Spirit babe.

Or something like that.

It does kind of work if you say "da" really fast.
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Post by _Ren »

Babe, its the Spirit babe
Just the Spirit babe.

Actually good point - that'd work too.
...I might change it again later... :)
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Someone needs to collect these lyrics and compile a Shady Acres Songbook thread...and get 'em outta my sight!

;-)
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Post by _Ren »

Jersey Girl's a spoil sport!
..but I agree. We should keep this all in one thread...
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:Jersey Girl's a spoil sport!
..but I agree. We should keep this all in one thread...


Pay me no mind, Ren. If it doesn't hurt any one, it's fair game. It just annoys me sometimes.
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