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_harmony
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Post by _harmony »

William Schryver wrote:harmony:

You are an embarrassment to the church, William. A disgusting, immature, inappropriate, shameful embarrassment. I sincerely hope you are one of a kind.

I’m pleased to inform you that I am, without a doubt, quite typical.


I am equally certain you are one of a very small minority. And I suspect the length of my lifetime and the breadth of my experience is equal to or greater than yours. I cannot imagine any priesthood holder in my aquaintence, and thanks to my size of my family and circle of friends and acquaintences, that is relatively large and extends fairly high up into the heirarchy, saying such disgusting filth in any forum, real or online. Repent, Will. Your soul suffers otherwise.

Indeed, I am the “kind” who, were I your bishop or stake president, I would not sign your temple recommend when you came, lies on your lips, to obtain it.


Actually, no, you wouldn't. You would have no recourse except to sign or lose your position, for nothing I say is actionable.

There are good people who live in mobile home parks, homeless shelters, shelters for abused women, and in boxes on city streets.

Yes, no doubt. Of course, those aren’t the same folks who frequent the Great and Spacious Trailer Park™. They are, rather, the folks to whom I might deliver a warm loaf of home-made bread, a hand of sincere fellowship, and my testimony of the truthfulness of the restored gospel.


Italics mine. You have none, Will. Yours is a sham, a facade you wear. Those who have a testimony of the gospel of Jesus Christ understand the teachings therein. You don't. Your testimony is limited by the doctrines of the men you follow. Repent and come unto Christ, for only he can save you, not the men whose coattails you hang onto so desperately. You and your filth shame the LDS church, Will. Repent.

There are bad people who live in mansions on Recommend Ridge.

And other bad people who, from the porch of their single-wides, heap envious derision in that direction.


Bad people everywhere, Will. Even inside your skin. Repent. Seek out your bishop and repent of this folly.

The relative goodness and badness of any individual has nothing to do with their living quarters.

So true. Indeed, it often has to do with how easily they will utter lies to the Lord’s anointed. I’ve found that there are liars and hypocrites in every neighborhood.


Indeed. Liars and those who deal in filth. That would be you, Will. I'd never heard of a circle jerk until you posted your filth here; you, a supposedly righteous priesthood holder, posted it here. And you continue in your filth today. Seek out your bishop, Will. The Kingdom of God is at hand, and he abhors filth.

As for the other... I am female.

And a old, bitter, lying one at that. Were you my mother, I would be consumed with the shame of your dissembling faithlessness.


Actually, more like middle-aged, wise, and empathetic, according to my bishop and SP... but you're doubting their calling and discernment, aren't you? Thank God I am not your mother. Were that so, your father would have taken you to the woodshed long ago and taught you respect for women and for your mother especially. He has no patience with filthy minds that disrespect women.

Your words indict you. Repentence (sic) begins with seeking to right a wrong you've committed.

Let she who is without sin be the first to cast a stone …
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Guilty of posting filth in a conversation on the internet? Never. Consider the stone cast. Seek out your bishop, Will. You know the process better than I, since you hold the priesthood you so completely dishonor. You mock God when you seek to use filth to mock others. You shame everyone who holds the priesthood you mock. And you shame your family and fellow church members. Repent.

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Post by _CaliforniaKid »

liz3564 wrote:Quite simply, Will is a smartass. Just like Merc, Boaz, and Nehor are smartasses.


Nehor's really not in the same category as those other three.
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Post by _The Nehor »

CaliforniaKid wrote:
liz3564 wrote:Quite simply, Will is a smartass. Just like Merc, Boaz, and Nehor are smartasses.


Nehor's really not in the same category as those other three.


In a good way or in a bad way? :)
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Post by _CaliforniaKid »

The Nehor wrote:In a good way or in a bad way? :)


lol. A good way, mon Nehor. A good way.
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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

Pass him the toilet paper. Will is an ass and that post of his was him taking a crap.
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Post by _William Schryver »

lizzie:

Unfortunately for Will, he is simply not as entertaining as our other resident three stooges. ;)

It all depends on the audience, my dear. It’s South Park vs. H. L. Mencken; Adam Sandler vs. The Coen Brothers -- different strokes for different … well, you get the idea.

He has his work cut out for him to match their comedic talents.

It’ll take quite a bit more glue sniffing before I am qualified.

disharmony:

Thank God I am not your mother.

Yes. Thank God. I’m sure yours is rolling in her grave as we speak, her high hopes shattered by the lie that you live.
... every man walketh in his own way, and after the image of his own god, whose image is in the likeness of the world, and whose substance is that of an idol ...
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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

William 'the asshole' Schryver wrote:disharmony:

harmony wrote: Thank God I am not your mother.

Yes. Thank God. I’m sure yours is rolling in her grave as we speak, her high hopes shattered by the lie that you live.
You are out of line asswipe. Hurling insults at us is typical for mo'pologists who are cornered, however insulting family members outside of the conversation is very immature.

Oh wait, you Mormons have no respect for the dead anyway.

Over the years of scaring Mormon defenders into a corner, I have seen a pattern. Most who lash out like you are doing now Will, typically have some other deep dark issue that they are battling, and your actions speak very loudly here.
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Post by _Scottie »

William Schryver wrote:
I know you have an uncouth sense of humor, and in your mind this is all in good fun.

Did I come across as trying to be funny? I meant to be taken quite seriously.

Now wait a second...

Several months ago, you went on a rampage against Runtu, threatening to reveal his apostasy to his leaders, telling him is marriage was soon to be over, etc, etc, and when we all told you what a bastard you were, you claimed to be saying it all in jest.

Now you want to 180 on that and say you should always be taken seriously??
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Post by _Moniker »

I appreciate Will's honesty, actually. I imagine these sentiments are widespread among many LDS (and quite a few ex-LDS) and don't mind seeing them outed.
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Boaz & Lidia wrote:
William 'the asshole' Schryver wrote:disharmony:

harmony wrote: Thank God I am not your mother.

Yes. Thank God. I’m sure yours is rolling in her grave as we speak, her high hopes shattered by the lie that you live.
You are out of line asswipe. Hurling insults at us is typical for mo'pologists who are cornered, however insulting family members outside of the conversation is very immature.

Oh wait, you Mormons have no respect for the dead anyway.

Over the years of scaring Mormon defenders into a corner, I have seen a pattern. Most who lash out like you are doing now Will, typically have some other deep dark issue that they are battling, and your actions speak very loudly here.


It's not immature. It's despicable. It lacks any semblance of social sense or the character that one might claim possible to develop in the true church.
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
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