Using Priesthool Authority for practical jokes?

[_JoetheClerk]

If one believes the Bible and Book of Mormon the need for Priesthood restoration is a myth.
Three Nephites, all with the full authority.

How about John the Beloved. isn't he still wandering around somewhere? In the endzone of the Detroit Lions Stadium or something?

If the authority was never lost from the earth......... what was 'restored'? And why weren't those on Earth holding this authority involved?

As for practical jokes using Priesthood 'authority', Zelph the white Lamanite was a doozy.