How to eat a Reese's, critic style

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Re: How to eat a Reese's, critic style

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Liz wrote:Marg and Ray: We know this thread is about Reeses, but we're going to talk about Book of Mormon authorship, anyway.


Variation on a theme (I'm too dumb to write any originals):

Ray to Marg: You haven't even eaten a Reeses, have you? You should NOT be commenting on Reeses unless you've eaten them! When will you get that through your thick skull? Have you eaten Reeses or not? I want to know all the Reeses you've ever eaten.

List them.
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I lOVVVVEEEE REases Haha. I know of only one place that sells them..

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This one. It's the only one that is sold. But I love it. Mmmm. I am not a huge fan of peanut butter but that is just yum.

I used to like oreos but don't like that I have to brush my teeth after lol cause they are just so messy.
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"When will you get that through your thick skull? " Is an AWEFUL aweful phrase. YUK.
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JonasS wrote:"When will you get that through your thick skull? " Is an AWEFUL aweful phrase. YUK.

And those of us who do actually have thick skulls find it offensive.
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truth dancer wrote:truth dancer:

Do you know what is in them?

Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, nonfat milk, milk fat, corn syrup solids, soy lecithin, TBHQ), peanuts, sugar, dextrose, cocoa butter, chcoolate, nonfat milk, milk fat & contains 2% or less of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (plam kernel and palm oil), salt, wheat flour, cornstarch, vegetable oil (cocoa butter, palm, palm kernel, shea, sunflower and/or safflower oil), whey, TBHQ, soy lecithin, leavening (sodium bicarbonate & sodium aluminium phosphate), vanillin.


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Pokatator wrote:
truth dancer wrote:truth dancer:

Do you know what is in them?

Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, nonfat milk, milk fat, corn syrup solids, soy lecithin, TBHQ), peanuts, sugar, dextrose, cocoa butter, chcoolate, nonfat milk, milk fat & contains 2% or less of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (plam kernel and palm oil), salt, wheat flour, cornstarch, vegetable oil (cocoa butter, palm, palm kernel, shea, sunflower and/or safflower oil), whey, TBHQ, soy lecithin, leavening (sodium bicarbonate & sodium aluminium phosphate), vanillin.


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LOL! :lol:
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From 'How to Eat a Reese's, MDB Style' Thread:


Brackite: Hello All Here, There is a New Article on the Web Site Page, from EatReeses.com. The Evidence is indeed, very, very overwhelming that the Peanut Butter Cup is indeed the source from which the Book of Abraham was 'Translated' from. Here Is the Link to the Web Site Page...
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JonasS wrote:I lOVVVVEEEE REases Haha. I know of only one place that sells them..

This one. It's the only one that is sold. But I love it. Mmmm. I am not a huge fan of peanut butter but that is just yum.

If Nutrageous is all you can get over yonder, you are missing out on the One True Reese's product, the original Peanut Butter Cup. You also may not be familiar with the series of adverts they ran in the 90s about how certain people eat them. You can see some here.
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Dartagnan: "That's how you eat them? You idiot. Let me explain the proper way in around 2000 words."
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I didn't ever eat a Reese's, and never will.


Reese's is like Mormonism, for me.
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