Mormon MILF calendars!

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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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The licking muffins motif is really, really clever. *thumbs up*
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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Mercury wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Looking at hot moms might result in a MILF (Manually Incited Little Factory).

KA


Hey KA, notice the mormondiscussions Meme in the article?

Licked Muffins?



LOL! :lol:
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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EAllusion wrote:The licking muffins motif is really, really clever. *thumbs up*


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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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I want to lick some muffins
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Does "Mormon Muffins" have a sexual undertone or is it just me?
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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Mercury wrote:Does "Mormon Muffins" have a sexual undertone or is it just me?


Would Meadow Muffins work too?
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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moksha wrote:
Mercury wrote:Does "Mormon Muffins" have a sexual undertone or is it just me?


Would Meadow Muffins work too?


As I said, I work blue but scatology is where I draw the line.
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Mercury wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Looking at hot moms might result in a MILF (Manually Incited Little Factory).

KA


Hey KA, notice the mormondiscussions Meme in the article?

Licked Muffins?


Licked Muffins are good. Licked Cupcake is better.

KA
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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Now this is a bunch of crap:

But with Hardy's business came personal changes. After being excommunicated, Hardy adopted a new religion.

"The religion of love," he said. "Treat people the way you want to be treated."


The guy is in it for the money...I didn't find the woman that sexy...her tongue was too short for the photo. But the muffins were okay.
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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Of course he's in it for the money. He's gotta do what Pres. Bush said and put food on his family, doesn't he? Why would you expect that, to be genuine, his production of the calendars would have to be some kind of altruistic act?

Question for you: in their heyday, do you think Donny and Marie were in it for the money?
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Re: Mormon MILF calendars!

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why me wrote:Now this is a bunch of crap:

But with Hardy's business came personal changes. After being excommunicated, Hardy adopted a new religion.

"The religion of love," he said. "Treat people the way you want to be treated."


The guy is in it for the money....

Street vendor: Hey, buddy, you forgot your change!

Joe: (taking money) Makes the world go 'round.

Bobby: What's that?

Joe: Gold.

Bobby: Some people say "love."

Joe: They're right, too. It is love. Love of gold.

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