All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

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Where should exmos be sent for reeducation through hard labor?

 
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_Yoda

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Droopy wrote:All exmo/apostates who do not take the poll will be waterboarded! There will be no exceptions and no waivers given.

After you have been waterboarded, you will then be tortured.


The members of my male harem have already had plenty of practice in the Goddess Suite. No waterboarding, though. Just plenty of pink fuzzy handcuffs. :twisted:
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Whether or not you believe that torture is an acceptable means of obtaining intelligence, waterboarding is torture.


You impugn me for listening to Rush Limbaugh, and then source me to...NBC???

I should just have done with you, at this point Joseph Smith, as you've made it quite clear your swimming in a dry pool.
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The members of my male harem have already had plenty of practice in the Goddess Suite. No waterboarding, though. Just plenty of pink fuzzy handcuffs.



Have you spoken you your Bishop about this state of affairs (no pun intended)?
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Droopy wrote:
The members of my male harem have already had plenty of practice in the Goddess Suite. No waterboarding, though. Just plenty of pink fuzzy handcuffs.



Have you spoken you your Bishop about this state of affairs (no pun intended)?


Why? He wouldn't qualify, unless he has 1000 posts here.
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What would we do if you weren't obsessed with my cupcakes, Droopy?

Yes, KA's Cupcakery is the place to be when it comes to torture. Cupcakery consignees are tied to water boards with black and white polka-dotted ribbon, covered in frosting and licked unmercifully. They are forced to listen to Wilco and the Beatles and even early Madonna. They are denied small dogs and mayonnaise. It's hellish.

Now, I away to the movies. Have fun with Fox news and your canned peaches, Droopy!

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Like I said on the other thread that Loran is kind. This proves it. He could have added Provo, Utah to that list.

:eek:
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moksha wrote:Like I said on the other thread that Loran is kind. This proves it. He could have added Provo, Utah to that list.

:eek:


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Droopy wrote:Have you spoken you your Bishop about this state of affairs (no pun intended)?

What does "you your Bishop" mean?
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Droopy wrote:
Whether or not you believe that torture is an acceptable means of obtaining intelligence, waterboarding is torture.


You impugn me for listening to Rush Limbaugh, and then source me to...NBC???

Where I come from, the letters in a video's URL have no bearing on the veracity of the video itself. I regret that your Orwellian conception of truth cannot accommodate such an idea.

I should just have done with you, at this point Joseph Smith, as you've made it quite clear your swimming in a dry pool.

Here's a tip, nitwit: if you're going to talk trash about other people's intellectual capabilities, you'd better pay extra attention to things like elementary spelling.
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Droopy wrote:
The members of my male harem have already had plenty of practice in the Goddess Suite. No waterboarding, though. Just plenty of pink fuzzy handcuffs.



Have you spoken you your Bishop about this state of affairs (no pun intended)?


No reason to since it's all imaginary. :wink:
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