Cthulhu Apologist

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_Paul Osborne

Re: Cthulhu Apologist

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Jah oh eh raukeeyang enish go on dosh kae e vanrash kli flos is es hah ko kau beam.


BC,

I can assure you that the angels of heaven do not appreciate this made up language offered by Joseph Smith to deceive his friends. It was really a rotten thing for Joseph to do. He knows that now and has confessed it over and over.

How do you feel about that? Will you rise up to another plane? I'm not asking you to astral travel. Just give it some thought and consider the possibilities that Joseph Smith was playing it to the hilt. I figured it out. It hurt a lot, but I'd rather hurt than be deceived and never come to a knowledge of the truth.

I have hopes for you, BC. Honestly though, I can't see your future. Not like I see William's. I'm put off by my ability to not see things clearly. It is disturbing but I have hopes for you, yet.

Paul O
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Darth, I found the ad you need to run to promote your message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9c ... r_embedded

Everyone -- you really, really need to watch this.
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Re: Cthulhu Apologist

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moksha wrote:As Cthulhu is now, Droopy may become.


This. Just this.
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Gadianton wrote:Darth, I found the ad you need to run to promote your message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9c ... r_embedded

Everyone -- you really, really need to watch this.



LOLOLOLOLO!!!!

(As my wife says in the background "what are you watching? you are laughing like you are insane")

Thank you Gadianton, for making my day.
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Gadianton wrote:Darth, I found the ad you need to run to promote your message.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnbYcB9c ... r_embedded

Everyone -- you really, really need to watch this.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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Re: Cthulhu Apologist

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Bump!
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Paul Osborne wrote:
bcspace wrote:Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.


I interpret this to mean that you have a testimony that the black person in Facsimile No. 3., noted by Joseph Smith is merely a slave serving in ancient Egypt.

Please, BC, let that revelation go and do not believe it. That revelation given by Joseph Smith was made up garbage and he did that to make an impression thinking that everyone would simply believe it. I want you to rise above that. I want you to come to terms and realize that Joseph Smith was playing a game. Do you think you can possibly get on board with that concept? Rise up, BC.

BC, you need to come to terms with what Joseph Smith was really doing. He was in it for the thrill.

Now that I revealed that to you my throat will be cut.

Paul O




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Droopy wrote:Good to see you back, Paul.


You are quoting a post from May 29, 2010. I don't think Paul is back.
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Re: Cthulhu Apologist

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moksha wrote:As Cthulhu is now, Droopy may become.



I'm really more of an Azathoth man myself.

I will contact you from the center of ultimate chaos as time permits...
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
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