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_Quasimodo
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Valorius wrote:
harmony wrote:How can one be endowed and a nudist?
Laughter possessed me. I hope it was supposed to.


I smiled as well. I would think that if one were endowed he/ she would be a proud nudist.
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I think naked Mormons are awesome. Besides, we are all naked under our clothes.
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harmony wrote:How can one be endowed and a nudist?


If you're well-endowed, it's no problem.

*rimshot*
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
harmony wrote:How can one be endowed and a nudist?

LDS Inc should reopen SaltAir resort and call it a garment beach.

Both one and two piecers would be allowed, but no nudity!


I think the drive home from the beach in salt-encrusted garments might be uncomfortable.
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Buffalo wrote:
harmony wrote:How can one be endowed and a nudist?


If you're well-endowed, it's no problem.

*rimshot*


Fair enough. I'm staying dressed.
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Buffalo wrote:
harmony wrote:How can one be endowed and a nudist?


If you're well-endowed, it's no problem.

*rimshot*

Ya know, it just occurred to me that a circumcision is a Jewish endowment ceremony.
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Some Schmo wrote:Ya know, it just occurred to me that a circumcision is a Jewish endowment ceremony.


Odd that you would think it an endowment ceremony when it is marginally decreasing a member's endowment.
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Quasimodo wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Ya know, it just occurred to me that a circumcision is a Jewish endowment ceremony.


Odd that you would think it an endowment ceremony when it is marginally decreasing a member's endowment.

I thought about that, and what came to mind was, "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away..."

ETA: you can think of it in accounting terms. A circumcision is a just a negative in the credit column.
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Some Schmo wrote:I thought about that, and what came to mind was, "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away..."


:) Hopefully, with a very sharp knife and a little topical anesthesia. I understand that the official action (done by a moile) only uses a little ice on it.
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Some Schmo wrote:
ETA: you can think of it in accounting terms. A circumcision is a just a negative in the credit column.


If your credit column is very small, any debit is painful.
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