Should we organize the Shady Acres 1st Ward?

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Porter would make a great EQ Pres.

Are you certain he wouldn't be better as the Ward Pianist?

Liz will do that.

[_Jersey Girl]

So Porter,

I hear you're looking for a Primary teacher.

Jersey "Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam Teacher" Girl

:-)


Computer Trivia: Did you know that before IBM became IBM, that IBM was CTR? I ain't lyin'

[Guest]

I would like to be a priest(ess). I will be in charge of sacrament.

Priests Quorum Adviser.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

So Porter,

I hear you're looking for a Primary teacher.

Jersey "Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam Teacher" Girl

:-)

How about Primary President?

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Harmony,

You'd make an awesome bishop!

If you received this notion as divine inspiration, then let it be written, Bishop Harmony.

That will piss off the boys and Julibann on yonder board fo' sho!

[_Jersey Girl]

So Porter,

I hear you're looking for a Primary teacher.

Jersey "Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam Teacher" Girl

:-)

How about Primary President?

I'm totally qualified to do that!

Ha!

[_Jersey Girl]

So Porter,

I hear you're looking for a Primary teacher.

Jersey "Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam Teacher" Girl

:-)

How about Primary President?

I'm totally qualified to do that!

Ha!

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Hell, we already even have our first inactive member! Who wants to be the home teachers for why-me?

[_Jersey Girl]

Apparently I'm not qualified to put up a single post at a time.

Porter...did you read the computer trivia I added to my post above?

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Doc Scratch would do well as the Stake Patriarch.

Go to him for all of your palm reading blessings.