Runtu wrote:"My son asked me if, in 35 years of marriage, I ever saw my wife without her garments on. The answer is no."
No shared showers? No swimming? No heavy athletics? No water-skiing?
That makes me sad.
"I'm so glad we have garments. Think of all the money I have saved not having to buy lingerie."
Comic Book Guy if he had truly lived: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but buying my wife sexy lingerie... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
The Nehor wrote:Yes but you met me because you left. :)
Am I encouraging apostasy?
I thought I knew you before I left. Maybe I'm wrong.
You did but I thought you were questioning then. I could be wrong. Senility hit me young.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
The Nehor wrote:No shared showers? No swimming? No heavy athletics? No water-skiing?
That makes me sad.
My uncle said that with quite a bit of sadness and regret.
Comic Book Guy if he had truly lived: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but buying my wife sexy lingerie... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!
Lingerie is best when you purchase it together, or better yet, when she buys it and surprises you. I'm glad my wife does not agree with my relative.
Have you ever considered praying to a God that might not be creepy as a companion in such situations?
Just curious.
Zee.
Imagine arms on her in your prayer:
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Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Runtu wrote:You know, for a moment I thought about doing a top ten list of things you could pray for in such a presex prayer, but I thought better of it. LOL
Sadly, we have tried this (I'm serious) and God didn't help us with the things we asked for. We had to take things into our own hands.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
zeezrom wrote:Sadly, we have tried this (I'm serious) and God didn't help us with the things we asked for. We had to take things into our own hands.
From my experience, a significant number of people in the church believe that sex should be some sort of spiritual experience, like a sacrament in the broader sense of that word. It can be, but I'm glad it can also be fun, playful, erotic, and even dirty sometimes.
I can see how one might find the information in the OP strange, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. It sounds like others may have the hangup about sex, not those described.
From my experience, a significant number of people in the church believe that sex should be some sort of spiritual experience, like a sacrament in the broader sense of that word. It can be, but I'm glad it can also be fun, playful, erotic, and even dirty sometimes.
Have I said too much?
I'm making my comments from the context of a marriage.
Who says it can't be all of those things at once? Or singularly? I think it is. And when it is any one of these, or any combination of them, they are perfectly in line with how the experience is designed.
Hoops wrote:I'm making my comments from the context of a marriage.
Who says it can't be all of those things at once? Or singularly? I think it is. And when it is any one of these, or any combination of them, they are perfectly in line with how the experience is designed.
LOL because "spiritual experiences" in the Mormon culture (notice I said culture) are not very conducive to the more earthy, juicy pleasures of life.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
