A years supply of food
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Re: A years supply of food
Other issues to consider.
How you are going to fend off all the other starving people for that year, better lay in a year's supply of ammunition.
For many people a greater challenge would be water. It won't do you any good to have food if you are dying of thirst.
How you are going to fend off all the other starving people for that year, better lay in a year's supply of ammunition.
For many people a greater challenge would be water. It won't do you any good to have food if you are dying of thirst.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Fence Sitter wrote:Other issues to consider.
How you are going to fend off all the other starving people for that year, better lay in a year's supply of ammunition.
For many people a greater challenge would be water. It won't do you any good to have food if you are dying of thirst.
Yep, gotta keep those non-believers from stealing your grub. I think I mentioned water (2,000 gallons).
It also just occurred to me that you would have to have fuel to cook all those beans and flour. Would you use a camp stove? That's a whole lot of kerosene. Maybe 200 gallons (toxic fumes in an enclosed space?).
And then there is the waste. I'm assuming the pipes aren't working. What do you do with a years worth of feces and urine from five people? Especially if you can't go outside (assuming some sort of nuclear disaster).
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Quasimodo wrote:Fence Sitter wrote:Other issues to consider.
How you are going to fend off all the other starving people for that year, better lay in a year's supply of ammunition.
For many people a greater challenge would be water. It won't do you any good to have food if you are dying of thirst.
Yep, gotta keep those non-believers from stealing your grub. I think I mentioned water (2,000 gallons).
It also just occurred to me that you would have to have fuel to cook all those beans and flour. Would you use a camp stove? That's a whole lot of kerosene. Maybe 200 gallons (toxic fumes in an enclosed space?).
And then there is the waste. I'm assuming the pipes aren't working. What do you do with a years worth of feces and urine from five people? Especially if you can't go outside (assuming some sort of nuclear disaster).
Mormons can do it, just look at what the Jaredites managed to cram into a tree sized sealed boat before living in it at sea for a full year...
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I have faithful friends who try and keep large supplies of food. I tease them by saying that I don't have as much food a they do but I have bigger guns.
Seriously who believes they will be able to live off their food for a year while other people around them are dying of starvation?
The notion is another money sink for faithful and a money maker for those who know how to take advantage of the fear instilled by misguided leadership in the Church.
Seriously who believes they will be able to live off their food for a year while other people around them are dying of starvation?
The notion is another money sink for faithful and a money maker for those who know how to take advantage of the fear instilled by misguided leadership in the Church.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Drifting wrote:Mormons can do it, just look at what the Jaredites managed to cram into a tree sized sealed boat before living in it at sea for a full year...
Of course (smacking my forehead with my palm), I hadn't thought of that. It must have been a very smelly boat, though.
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Re: A years supply of food
Hi Lucretia,
No kidding! :)
Because my bride was watching "Extreme Couponing" (TLC network), I saw an episode with her.
It was nothing short of AMAZING. (Seriously)
In the one I watched, the lady went to the checkout with like 5 shopping carts full of crap (Cases of paper towel, boxes of gum, Bags and bags of sugar, countless packets of razors, several boxes of tampons, a shopping cart full of soup, and several other items)
The bill before her coupons was around $872.00 and after she entered all her coupons, her total bill was $4.34.
Flipping insane.
Peace,
Ceeboo
Lucretia MacEvil wrote:Stockpiling food now seems to be the specialty of Extreme Couponers.
No kidding! :)
Because my bride was watching "Extreme Couponing" (TLC network), I saw an episode with her.
It was nothing short of AMAZING. (Seriously)
In the one I watched, the lady went to the checkout with like 5 shopping carts full of crap (Cases of paper towel, boxes of gum, Bags and bags of sugar, countless packets of razors, several boxes of tampons, a shopping cart full of soup, and several other items)
The bill before her coupons was around $872.00 and after she entered all her coupons, her total bill was $4.34.
Flipping insane.
Peace,
Ceeboo
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Quasimodo wrote:Drifting wrote:Mormons can do it, just look at what the Jaredites managed to cram into a tree sized sealed boat before living in it at sea for a full year...
Of course (smacking my forehead with my palm), I hadn't thought of that. It must have been a very smelly boat, though.
No, and this is the clever bit.
To get over the fact that these boats couldn't fit enough food for the passengers and animals for a full year and the fact that they had no way of dealing with all the pooh, they came up with the bright idea of eating the pooh.
See it makes it fit.
Don't need to take food because you can eat the pooh.
Don't need to deal with pooh because you use it as food.
(Mopologia For Dummies, Page 69)
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Fence Sitter wrote:Seriously who believes they will be able to live off their food for a year while other people around them are dying of starvation?
I agree, but I don't believe in the Hollywood version of people in a disaster. My family lived through the Blitz in England during the Second World War. It seems that people pull together in those sort of emergencies rather than turn against one another. It's kind of comforting.
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Quasimodo wrote:Fence Sitter wrote:Seriously who believes they will be able to live off their food for a year while other people around them are dying of starvation?
I agree, but I don't believe in the Hollywood version of people in a disaster. My family lived through the Blitz in England during the Second World War. It seems that people pull together in those sort of emergencies rather than turn against one another. It's kind of comforting.
This type of humanity pulling together was also exhibited in London during the July 7 bombings and I believe in New York in the aftermath of that horrific event. I'm led to believe that wasn't quite the case in New Orleans or have I got that wrong?
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"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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Re: A years supply of food
Drifting wrote:
No, and this is the clever bit.
To get over the fact that these boats couldn't fit enough food for the passengers and animals for a full year and the fact that they had no way of dealing with all the pooh, they came up with the bright idea of eating the pooh.
See it makes it fit.
Don't need to take food because you can eat the pooh.
Don't need to deal with pooh because you use it as food.
(Mopologia For Dummies, Page 69)
Thanks for painting that special picture! LOL :)