Ceeboo wrote:Hello double S (Happy Monday!)Some Schmo wrote:Fine assessment, Ceeb, and I feel exactly the same way about this board.
At this rate, my guess is that I will make you a devout believer within weeks. :)
Worst case, months.
Peace,
Ceeboo
Oh Ceeboo, I should just fess up. I'm already a devout member of the church I started: the New Found Light (that's NFL for short). There's no way I could ever join another church. Mine's seasonal so I get the spring and summer off. I worship at the altar of speed, talent and hard work. I eat only church approved dishes during meetings (nachos, chicken wings, etc) and my religion only permits beer, not that sissy wine stuff (that's fine for my wife, not for me).
My religious contributions basically amount to what NFL Ticket costs (which reminds me... I need to write that off in an amendment of my last tax return).
Anyway... all other religions are a mockery of what's really important in life, which is why I talk about them the way I do. I'm sorry, but they just can't compete with the blessed feeling I get from my church every Sunday.
Would you like me to send you a brochure?