They met on their Mission and were married within twelve days of their return. The perfect Mormon couple.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Rambo wrote:They made some of the funniest things to do in this world a sin. Is kind of weird when you think of it. These men who say they talked to God told us that God does not want us to do these things.
God hates mayonnaise.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
Rambo wrote:They made some of the funniest things to do in this world a sin. Is kind of weird when you think of it. These men who say they talked to God told us that God does not want us to do these things.
God hates mayonnaise.
Yeah he made it so we can get fat off of it. Why does everything that tastes sooo good is so bad for you? This is a pretty mean joke god played on us making most things that taste good bad for you.
One of the weirdest things in the church is the no clapping or applause in the chapel. Why is showing appreciation for another person's talent considered "not reverent"?
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die." - Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
Rambo wrote:Yeah he made it so we can get fat off of it. Why does everything that tastes sooo good is so bad for you? This is a pretty mean joke god played on us making most things that taste good bad for you.
I hate you too, mayo-lover. That proves God love me since he created me to hate mayonnaise.
DarkHelmet wrote:One of the weirdest things in the church is the no clapping or applause in the chapel. Why is showing appreciation for another person's talent considered "not reverent"?
Because the bishopric and visiting high councilor can't sleep through it. However, a bit of loud laughter at a corny joke is permitted as a compromise.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
DarkHelmet wrote:One of the weirdest things in the church is the no clapping or applause in the chapel. Why is showing appreciation for another person's talent considered "not reverent"?
It's really bizarre, considering the whooping and shouting and writhing and tongues and pentecostal behavior in the early church.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.