The COB cares

[_sock puppet]

Yeah, caffeine doesn't matter. It's coffee that matters. I just made myself a latte. Mmmmmm. There were some doughnuts in the break room and I chose the evil brew instead. I'm working on a fit body these days and doughnuts will not help that. The TK will be full of fit bodies and I must prepare myself so I can be worthy to enter that level of heaven!

Noah's flood, shnoah's flood. Who cares?!

Funny, I take your message to be that coffee good, donuts bad for having a fit body--with which I agree.

The last 4 months of my mission, I was in the mission office with the mission pres. He'd bring in donuts, but never coffee. He was bringing us what was bad for having a fit bod.

[_zeezrom]

SP,

Daniel Craig and Paul Newman will be drinking coffee in the TK. My goal is to live near them for eternity. I aim high. :)

[_Lizard Jew]

the church cares about doctrine.

it doesn't care about caffeine.

it never has.

[_sock puppet]

Well, the recommend interview covers caffeine intake specifically

No it doesn't. Caffeine is not mentioned at all in the WoW or the TR interview.

You are splitting hairs and you know it.

That's what Pharisees do best!

but doesn't ask if you believe the scriptures are *** true and the word of God

Sure it does. When asked if you have a testimony in the restoration of the gospel and if you sustain the president of the Church and the twelve as prophets, seers, and revelators, you are accepting the truth claims they represent and doctrines they establish.

literally

Depends on what you mean by that. IF you mean something that is actually doctrine, then sure.

Amazing how bcspace can talk right passed what his interviewing priesthood authority would mean by the questions asked.

bcspace, your definition of doctrine is what COJCOLDS prints. It's publications specify the actually-happened, literal global flood in Noah's time. So are you lying if you answer your TR interview question about believing the doctrine when you take exception to the literal global flood?

Are you worthy to hold a TR if you are lying in answering that question?
Or can you rationalize yourself out of anything?

[_sock puppet]

the church cares about doctrine.

it doesn't care about caffeine.

it never has.

Lizard Jew, what is the Church's doctrine? Do pray tell.

[_sock puppet]

SP,

Daniel Craig and Paul Newman will be drinking coffee in the TK. My goal is to live near them for eternity. I aim high. :)

Gonna get your abs ribbed are you?

It's a worthy goal.

I'd like to be swilling the devil's wake up with Sienna Miller for eternity. Will she be in the TK?

[_Lizard Jew]

the church cares about doctrine.

it doesn't care about caffeine.

it never has.

Lizard Jew, what is the Church's doctrine? Do pray tell.

on the flood?

all my life in every class it has been a real flood.

worldwide. baptism. killing off all the sinners in the world.

what sense does a rainbow make if its a little flood?

[_Drifting]

all my life in every class it has been a real flood.

worldwide. baptism. killing off all the sinners in the world.

what sense does a rainbow make if its a little flood?

How many children under the age of accountability do you suppose would have drowned in a literal worldwide flood that only eight people survived?

Did rainbows exist before the flood (which the Church states happened between 2,000 and 3,000 bc?

[_Lizard Jew]

all my life in every class it has been a real flood.

worldwide. baptism. killing off all the sinners in the world.

what sense does a rainbow make if its a little flood?

How many children under the age of accountability do you suppose would have drowned in a literal worldwide flood that only eight people survived?

Did rainbows exist before the flood (which the Church states happened between 2,000 and 3,000 bc?

i don't have any idea about the kid.

don't know about the rainbow. perhaps god just explained what it meant?

[_Drifting]

Lizard,

Let's say the flood only drowned one under age child.
Do you think that's acceptable for God to drown that innocent child?