1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaining

[_Drifting]

Fast and testimony can be about random events and happenings rather than the Gospel..oh...wait....sorry, that wouldn't be a change.

Carry on.

[_Drifting]

Explain the Priesthood ban by quoting Brigham Young...

[_just me]

Have a banquet rather than thimble of water and nasty old bread.

[_Darth J]

Start quoting from "Fifth Nephi" in your priesthood or Relief Society class and see how many people even notice.

[_schreech]

....More role-play of LDS/Book of Mormon stories including live tapirs...

[_Drifting]

Explain all of the temple ordinances and implications to people before they are baptised.

[_just me]

Have a Glee version of Sacrament Meeting.

[_Fence Sitter]

Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.

I'm trying to do that in my head and I can't.

It's easy. Just say the first sentence real fast in a monotone, then slow down toward the end of the sentence dropping the pitch of your voice over the last few words. Rinse repeat for each sentence or pause.

[_just me]

Do the wave every time someone says "blessing."

[Guest]

Paint your face black for Church when you've just had a particularly unrighteous week.