FamilySearch - Bizarre finds....

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_Darth J
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Why do Mormons suddenly appear
Every time
You drop dead?
Just like me
They want to be
Baptized for you......

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_Quasimodo
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Darth J wrote:
Blixa wrote:
It gets much, much stranger:

Famous Dead Mormons.


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Richard Feynman? I'm appalled! One of my personal heroes. If he were aware he would be laughing his a** off. I can envisage him in the Celestial, explaining to God in his calm, amusing way how all this crap is pointless and foolish.
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_Buffalo
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Quite a few famous strippers in there, too. Maybe someone got a revelation that Joseph requires more wives.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Drifting
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*Einstein* "tell me Joseph, what's all this Kolob bollocks?"
*Joseph* "holy crap you weren't supposed to be here"
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
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_Quasimodo
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Drifting wrote:*Einstein* "tell me Joseph, what's all this Kolob bollocks?"
*Joseph* "holy crap you weren't supposed to be here"


Funny! Of course, if Einstein is in haven, Joseph is in some much warmer place.
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_Drifting
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Quasimodo wrote:
Drifting wrote:*Einstein* "tell me Joseph, what's all this Kolob bollocks?"
*Joseph* "holy crap you weren't supposed to be here"


Funny! Of course, if Einstein is in haven, Joseph is in some much warmer place.


Joseph as Satans polygamous wife has a certain poetic justice to it...
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_ludwigm
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Quasimodo wrote:[Funny! Of course, if Einstein is in haven, Joseph is in some much warmer place.


"heaven is at least 80 ºC or 145 ºF hotter than hell" see here ...
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