I'm trying to turn gay.

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_MrStakhanovite
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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Blixa's artistic representation of BCSpace's recruitment:

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_Buffalo
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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Does this help?

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_Stormy Waters

Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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You're making this way too difficult. Remember when you decided to be straight? It's just like that, expect this time decide to be gay. Maybe you should decide to be bi-curious to save you the trouble of having to switch back.
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_Drifting
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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Have you tried listening to Kylie and watching Lisa Manelli reruns?
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_Kishkumen
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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Don't forget Babs.
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_zeezrom
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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I'm very happy to hear about your improved fashion sense. Please elaborate. :)

I will take any excuse to derail into such a subject.
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_Buffalo
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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You should ask bscpace what his method is for maintaining, with jaws clenched, a heterosexual orientation. Then do the opposite.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Drifting
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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Buffalo wrote:You should ask bscpace what his method is for maintaining, with jaws clenched, a heterosexual orientation. Then do the opposite.


Is bcspace's curse of opposite sex attraction official or just speculation and opinion?
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric

"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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_Darth J
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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krose wrote:I've heard that prisons and the navy are prime breeding grounds.


They want you as a new recruit.
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_Madison54
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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How about some electro-shock therapy? Maybe things are still set up BYU's Smith Family Living Center? It worked so well in reverse for those trying to go straight....
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