The Mormon Apologetics One-Sentence Invitational!

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Darth J challenges:

Darth J wrote:Anyway, in this event, participants are challenged to post one sentence (can be declarative or interrogative) that best summarizes Mormon apologetics without directly referring to Mormonism or apologetics about same.


The Mighty Builder responds:

The Mighty Builder wrote:You weren't there. You don't know. Nobody knows

Um, isn't that three sentences, not one?
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Dr. Shades wrote:Darth J challenges:

Darth J wrote:Anyway, in this event, participants are challenged to post one sentence (can be declarative or interrogative) that best summarizes Mormon apologetics without directly referring to Mormonism or apologetics about same.


The Mighty Builder responds:

The Mighty Builder wrote:You weren't there. You don't know. Nobody knows

Um, isn't that three sentences, not one?


Picky, picky!

You weren't there; you don't know; nobody knows.
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Dr. Joe Smith pooped his pants when he was three; he obviously can't talk in a mature manner about archaeology or history.

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Pep pep.
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Big up!
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My rebuttal to those 95 Theses will be short: You are a miscreant and now you are banned.
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It must be officially published to qualify as official doctrine.
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We've downgraded that to folklore now. Inadmissible.
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bcspace wrote:It must be officially published to qualify as official doctrine.


That seems to represent the views of only one Mormon apologist.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Spiritual things must be understood spiritually.
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