The Mormon Flowchart for Your Soul - Hilarious!

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Re: The Mormon Flowchart for Your Soul - Hilarious!

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Fence Sitter wrote:Perhaps even more amusing would be a similar flowchart for a woman which would end with; the best you can hope for is to be one of many wives to a God. The avatar should show a woman wearing an apron and holding a baby. At the end it should say "Congratulations!!!! You get to pop out babies for eternity and no one will know who the hell you are!


And if any of your children try to talk to you, God will send his prophets to silence them. Get back in the kitchen and make God some pies!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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