Quasimodo wrote:son of Ishmael wrote:Holy crap! where did you get this?
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/pale-ale.htm
the cleverness of some people...
Mormon Jesus needs more Booze for the Mega Mall (link)
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_son of Ishmael
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the cleverness of some people...
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. - The Dude
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk - Tom Waits
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. - The Dude
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk - Tom Waits
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I feel like Jesus would want the Church's new mall to live long and prosper. Red wine and olive oil are needed to make this "Dubai Mall of the Great Basin" truly a biblical experience. Opa!
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moksha wrote:I feel like Jesus would want the Church's new mall to live long and prosper. Red wine and olive oil are needed to make this "Dubai Mall of the Great Basin" truly a biblical experience. Opa!
Doctrine and Covenants 89:
17 Nevertheless, wheat for man, and corn for the ox, and oats for the horse, and rye for the fowls and for swine, and for all beasts of the field, and barley for all useful animals, and for mild drinks, as also other grain.
A new restaurant could be called "Brigham's Barley Drinks". Good pizza and Pay Lay Ale on tap. Complimentary jello.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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Drifting wrote:Perhaps they serve the Holy Spirits...
American Heritage Dictionary: spir·it
A general term for alcoholic beverages. See also alcohol; liquor.
You know, I am not a drunkard. Opinion of my wife doesn't count...
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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DarkHelmet wrote:
I think it's a good thing that the church doesn't enforce their values in their money making ventures.
in their money making ventures
in their money making ventures
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The Prestige of another Olympic Bid outweigh the fact Bars are one of the first places apostate Mormons check out after leaving.
Wasn't the Zion Curtain put in place to keep people active members?
I'm sure that "crazy law" will come back to haunt Mormon Leaders, when a party of International Olympic Committee Members isn't able to have their wine poured at their table during some important lunch-in.
Wasn't the Zion Curtain put in place to keep people active members?
I'm sure that "crazy law" will come back to haunt Mormon Leaders, when a party of International Olympic Committee Members isn't able to have their wine poured at their table during some important lunch-in.
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brade wrote:DarkHelmet wrote:
I think it's a good thing that the church doesn't enforce their values in their money making ventures.in their money making venturesin their money making ventures
This is the joke. At a cost of $5 Billion the Mormon church will never recover its investment and no money will be made.