The Dangers of Polygamy

[_Yoda]

My husband already told me that I wear him out sufficiently. He couldn't handle another wife.

[_Madison54]

How old was this guy?

(That was my husband's first question after he stopped laughing)

[_Drifting]

Some other dangers apart from being boinked to within an inch of your life....

1. Yelling the wrong name out when reaching romantic conclusion.
2. Controversy over the price and meaning behind Christmas presents.
3. The individual lady times all coinciding.

[_Quasimodo]

Some other dangers apart from being boinked to within an inch of your life....

1. Yelling the wrong name out when reaching romantic conclusion.
2. Controversy over the price and meaning behind Christmas presents.
3. The individual lady times all coinciding.

4. A forest of undergarments drying on the shower curtain rod in the bathroom.
5. Never being able to actually get into the bathroom.

[_Drifting]

Some other dangers apart from being boinked to within an inch of your life....

1. Yelling the wrong name out when reaching romantic conclusion.
2. Controversy over the price and meaning behind Christmas presents.
3. The individual lady times all coinciding.

4. A forest of undergarments drying on the shower curtain rod in the bathroom.
5. Never being able to actually get into the bathroom.

6. Finally getting into the bathroom but being unable to locate your shaver amongst the plethora of creams, potions, scents, lotions, balms, scrubs, exfoliants, small metal implements who's use is difficult to determine...