Why the Book of Mormon is very similar to a cup of coffee
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_Sethbag
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Re: Why the Book of Mormon is very similar to a cup of coffe
What is the Book of Mormon analogy to those Kuerig single-serve makers with the expensive little plastic containers you just insert, put your cup under the machine and hit the button?
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_zeezrom
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Re: Why the Book of Mormon is very similar to a cup of coffe
Sethbag wrote:What is the Book of Mormon analogy to those Kuenig single-serve makers with the expensive little plastic containers you just insert, put your cup under the machine and hit the button?
Lol. That would be me sometimes. There were mornings where I knew I had to fill the quota but I was in a hurry or not in the mood. I would do the old flip-open-and-grab-a-verse and apply it to my life routine. Then I would day dream a bit and call it a winner. That fulfilled the Benson quota for the day. Not very tasty, but got the job done.
Sometimes, reading deep into the Book of Mormon was tasty. It always required cream and sugar: a.k.a. fantasy. I would play what-if scenarios and that was a delight.
But I don't like cream and sugar in my coffee because I'm looking and the hard facts now... Ok, enough analogy.
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_ludwigm
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Re: Why the Book of Mormon is very similar to a cup of coffe
As a young man (OK, younger than now...) I had three a day.
Today, I have one only.
What was the OP?
Today, I have one only.
What was the OP?
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei