son of Ishmael wrote:Take a drink each time TSM says something coherent
No--I will not watch sober!
Drinking game rules for conference?
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No--I will not watch sober!
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If we all do this, we'll be dead of alcohol poisoning by the time they do the congregational hymn halfway through the first session.
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sock puppet wrote:son of Ishmael wrote:Take a drink each time TSM says something coherent
No--I will not watch sober!
Good point. It is supposed to be a drinking game afterall
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. - The Dude
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk - Tom Waits
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. - The Dude
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk - Tom Waits
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When passive tripplets will be spoken,
Glasses will be filled,
And drinks will be drunk.
Glasses will be filled,
And drinks will be drunk.
It’s relatively easy to agree that only Homo sapiens can speak about things that don’t really exist, and believe six impossible things before breakfast. You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.
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Drinking alcohol while watching conference? Wouldn't that be like trying to enjoy sex while having a root canal?
The whole point of being an ex-believer is NEVER to watch general conference again.
The whole point of being an ex-believer is NEVER to watch general conference again.
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Tchild wrote:Drinking alcohol while watching conference? Wouldn't that be like trying to enjoy sex while having a root canal?
LMAO!
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Tchild wrote:Drinking alcohol while watching conference? Wouldn't that be like trying to enjoy sex while having a root canal?
Would you be complaining?
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sock puppet wrote:Tchild wrote:Drinking alcohol while watching conference? Wouldn't that be like trying to enjoy sex while having a root canal?
Would you be complaining?
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sock puppet wrote:Tchild wrote:Drinking alcohol while watching conference? Wouldn't that be like trying to enjoy sex while having a root canal?
Would you be complaining?
Wouldn't one get confused by the announcement "I'm going to give you a filling"...
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sock puppet wrote:Tchild wrote:Drinking alcohol while watching conference? Wouldn't that be like trying to enjoy sex while having a root canal?
Would you be complaining?
....actually, no.