Steve Benson's comic today was perfect:
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepubli ... ns/benson/
How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
You've got to hand it to BC. His dogged Romney optimism could give that Baghdad Bob guy a run for his money. His guy says something truly goofy that makes everyone laugh at him,
Admit it. You loved the caption.
and BC thinks it's some sort of indicator of virility.
No, BC knows the sheeple (i.e. many typically Democratic voters) will take it as a sign of virility.
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
lulu wrote:There's got to be a punch line in there somewhere.
Reading press accounts about this expression it seems that a women's organization brought to Romney binders of women that he could hire for his organization, In fact, they even referred to it as binders of women. thus, the expression he gave. He did hire many women.
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
krose wrote:You've got to hand it to BC. His dogged Romney optimism could give that Baghdad Bob guy a run for his money. His guy says something truly goofy that makes everyone laugh at him, and BC thinks it's some sort of indicator of virility.
We all say goofy things, like Obama and his use of optimal for the deaths of the diplomats on the daily show.
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
bcspace wrote:This binder undertone is only going to help Romney with men and women in the campaign because it speaks subconsciously to his virility. Example:
Kinda creepy that Clinton doesn't have a left shoulder. Is that why he has to hold his head up?
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
why me wrote:krose wrote:You've got to hand it to BC. His dogged Romney optimism could give that Baghdad Bob guy a run for his money. His guy says something truly goofy that makes everyone laugh at him, and BC thinks it's some sort of indicator of virility.
We all say goofy things, like Obama and his use of optimal for the deaths of the diplomats on the daily show.
You are a damned idiot (but we all knew that already). Jon Stewart injected the word "optimal" into the conversation, suggesting that the administration's response in the weeks following the attack on the consulate (not embassy, as Romney ignorantly declared the night of the attack) in Benghazi was less than "optimal." President Obama then said that he knew the deaths of four Americans was less than optimal (using Stewart's word choice to draw attention back to the fact that we lost four Americans overseas) and that he would be doing everything possible to make sure we find out what happened and make sure it doesn't happen again. You make it sound like Obama was saying the deaths of diplomats was "optimal." He said the opposite, and was playing off the word that Jon Stewart used. You are trying to make Obama an "offender for a word." Asshole.
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
why me wrote:Reading press accounts about this expression it seems that a women's organization brought to Romney binders of women that he could hire for his organization, In fact, they even referred to it as binders of women. thus, the expression he gave. He did hire many women.
Not that many, really. and he paid them less than he paid the men who worked for him. And when he was at Bain, there were ZERO women partners. Oh, and he lied about how he got the binders, claiming it was his idea after he became governor when, in fact, an organization concerned about women getting a fair shot at positions in government gave binders with resumes of qualified women candidates to both Romney and his Democratic challenger during the election (but the real facts wouldn't have made Mittens look as good, so he "whitewashed" the story to make himself look better. Sound familiar?)
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
just me wrote:Well...unless that's their kink.
You had me at binder.
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Re: How many BYU co-eds can you fit in a binder?
This is a trick question. The answer is none if you are a faithful Saint. If the current admonition is one set of rings in an ear, 3 rings in a binder sure as hell won't fly.
Tapirs... Yeah... That's the ticket!