Stephen Smoot and Kwaku

[Moksha]

I thought the two of them would take over L-d Saints apologetics once Dr. Peterson settled on which spot of Tahiti sand was the power spot to write the definitive apologetics series for the Church. Wonder if he could borrow an advanced copy of Kerry Shirts' The Life of Gargantua and of Midgley in the meantime for this breakthrough book?

[Shulem]

I doubt either will leave...

I'll bet you six ontis of silver and a case of red Lamanite sweet wine that Smooty-boy will be loving other boys before he ever does it with a girl.

Isn't that right, Smooty-boy?



In the meantime, all he has is porn. And that, my precious, can get boring.

[Shulem]

Wonder if he could borrow an advanced copy of Kerry Shirts' The Life of Gargantua and of Midgley in the meantime for this breakthrough book?

I'll bet you eight limnahs of gold that the Backyard Professor will beg Smooty-boy to come on his show just as soon as Smooty calls it quits with the church and decides to become who he was born to be.



Ain't that right, Smooty-boy.

[Moksha]

Wonder if he could borrow an advanced copy of Kerry Shirts' The Life of Gargantua and of Midgley in the meantime for this breakthrough book?

I'll bet you eight limnahs of gold that the Backyard Professor will beg Smooty-boy to come on his show just as soon as Smooty calls it quits with the church and decides to become who he was born to be.



Ain't that right, Smooty-boy.

That stands as a testament to the largess and wisdom of the Backyard Professor.

[Rivendale]

I doubt either will leave...

I'll bet you six ontis of silver and a case of red Lamanite sweet wine that Smooty-boy will be loving other boys before he ever does it with a girl.

Isn't that right, Smooty-boy?



In the meantime, all he has is porn. And that, my precious, can get boring.

Bukake Smoot. The one comment that will cling to him for a long long time.

[consiglieri]

It’s hard to wipe that Bukkake off.

[Shulem]

It’s hard to wipe that Bukkake off.

I had to Google that because I didn't know what it meant. How could I have not known that?

Poor Smooty. I feel sorry for him. Do you think his bishop enquires about if when he touches himself in inappropriate places?

[consiglieri]

I had to Google that because I didn't know what it meant. How could I have not known that?

Well, Mssr. Smoot certainly knew what it meant.

And he didn’t even have to google it.

[Shulem]

I had to Google that because I didn't know what it meant. How could I have not known that?

Well, Mssr. Smoot certainly knew what it meant.

And he didn’t even have to google it.

I guess Smooty-boy knows what he likes.

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

[consiglieri]

I feel like young Smoot was shooting for erudite with that photo.