Mormons still privately hyping the imminent second coming

[drumdude]

Would an imminent second coming help or hurt tithing revenue or multi-level marketing?

They're betting it will boost revenues 5% over the previous year, enough to get someone in the CoB noticed for promotion.

Isn't eternal progression grand?

[IHAQ]

I’d speculate that the Reddit poster is making things up.

[malkie]

He said Nelson married his son.

Why would he admit to the crowd that Nelson is a homosexual bigamist??

Every so often I tell someone that I have dated four women, and have married three women and a man.