The Afore's Inklings Of His Own Greatness or A Memoir Of Being Exceptional

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Peterson awoke half an hour earlier than his daily alarm, and assigns that as being a spiritual prompting. However, waking up earlier than usual, earlier than an alarm, when you have an important event or exciting prospect, or meeting etc is an entirely natural and common occurrence. The brain and body prioritise the anticipated exciting event over the normal sleep cycle, causing you to wake up full of energy and ready for the day. It’s a common and normal physiological response to significant positive anticipation, such as Christmas morning.

I would imagine all of you have experienced that phenomenon of waking a little before your alarm was set, when needing to be up early for something important. You probably didn’t leap to the conclusion that it was God prompting you.

Exactly.

It must be truly inspiring and comforting to serve the Afore's version of god. A deity who remains indifferent to a legacy of systemic child abuse from church leaders, yet acts as the Afore's personal alarm clock, the moment the Afore is at risk for being late to a meeting.

Moron God sent an angel with a flaming sword to make sure Emma complied with Joseph’s adultery. Allowing child abuse to occur while serving as DCP’s alarm clock is perfectly in his divine character.

Mormonism has a plurality of Gods. We got one that happened to be a real sadist.