Coggins7 wrote:I hope you stay away from operating a moter vehicle or using heavy machinery when you're in this condition.
That's "motor", and yes, I was driving and I texted my post in. I was smoking a fatty whilst driving a gasoline truck all the while drinking shots and looking at hot male Asian porn.
Wow! Now that's what I call 'multitasking'! :D
Or 'mulitbating", but, let's not start another sex thread.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.
asbestosman wrote:I never quite understood what the purpose of dusting feet was. It seem more like petty revenge than a way to help people become better people. I mean honestly, what is the purpose? Is it to make people fear being extremely rude to us? Is it to make us feel better about being wronged? I mean, if it were about protecting others from being harmed, there might be something to it, but being made fun of hardly counts as life-threatening or deserving of an official curse.
Tell that to the 42 kids who made fun of Elisha's bald head (II Kings 2:23-24). Now that's a curse!
Coggins7 wrote:I hope you stay away from operating a moter vehicle or using heavy machinery when you're in this condition.
That's "motor", and yes, I was driving and I texted my post in. I was smoking a fatty whilst driving a gasoline truck all the while drinking shots and looking at hot male Asian porn.
Wow! Now that's what I call 'multitasking'! :D
Or 'mulitbating", but, let's not start another sex thread.
I think "multibaiting" is legal in my state. 8)
"What does God need with a starship?" - Captain James T. Kirk
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben
Infymus wrote:Shake the dust off your feet and curse me.Take off your shoes and wash your feet! Lay a curse at my doorstep!
Okay, you asked for it:
You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out; You put your right foot in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
For the short term you will not notice anything different, but on the eternal side you will wake up covered with a thin metallic filmy substance.
You will shake your head and mutter, "Ah Curses, foiled again".
The Nehor wrote:It might be difficult to expose every inch of it when you know as little about it as you seem to.
This is only your perception - a perception you and Charity both hold. I know pretty much every detail of your so-called religion, but both of you continue to claim I know little about it. Again, perception. I'm not LDS therefore I therefore cannot *really* understand your religion or feel the Holy Ghost under my nipples testifying to me of the so-called "truth", therefore, I know little about it.
If I were still TBM with as much knowledge as I have, where would I be? As long as I was "in", I'd be accepted, but since I'm "out", suddenly I know very little. The old "You may know, but don't understand" crap. Just because I don't accept the Mormon Cult dogma as truth doesn't mean I don't understand it.
Actually, I don't think you really know, let alone understand. ;)
Why because I no longer think about golden paved streets of the Celestial Kingdom or Jesus Christ coming in all His Glory riding on the clouds above the desert? Because I no longer see with my "spiritual" eyes the real truths of the restored gospel? Because I no longer see in my minds eye the Glory of God, sitting upon his throne in power and majesty? Because I no longer tear up when somebody tells me an Faith-Promoting Rumor about Jesus visiting the Jordan River Temple? Why because my heart no longer swoons when I think of raising my arm to the square and taking on the ever lasting covenants? Because I no longer feel the burning in my buxom and tears welling up in my eyes when Christ appears before the Nephites and they kiss his feet and bathe them with tears?
Ah Nehor, I know your Mormonism quite well.
This post makes me more convinced of my theory.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
Over the years since I resigned from the Cult I have healed greatly - even if those here can't fathom it
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It is not that we cannot fathom it. It is just not apparent by the way you act here and behave.
Our relationship has gotten stronger since, and now that we have an extra 10% income, suddenly we are not struggling to even pay our bills. Since I've been out of the Cult I've gone up over $30k in pay raises - so much for curses, eh?
Who said you would be cursed money wise if you did not pay tithe. And I an skeptical that 10% really solved all your money issues or caused them. It just ain't that much.
Over the years since I resigned from the Cult I have healed greatly - even if those here can't fathom it
.
It is not that we cannot fathom it. It is just not apparent by the way you act here and behave.
Our relationship has gotten stronger since, and now that we have an extra 10% income, suddenly we are not struggling to even pay our bills. Since I've been out of the Cult I've gone up over $30k in pay raises - so much for curses, eh?
Who said you would be cursed money wise if you did not pay tithe. And I an skeptical that 10% really solved all your money issues or caused them. It just ain't that much.
The Nehor wrote:It might be difficult to expose every inch of it when you know as little about it as you seem to.
This is only your perception - a perception you and Charity both hold. I know pretty much every detail of your so-called religion, but both of you continue to claim I know little about it. Again, perception. I'm not LDS therefore I therefore cannot *really* understand your religion or feel the Holy Ghost under my nipples testifying to me of the so-called "truth", therefore, I know little about it.
If I were still TBM with as much knowledge as I have, where would I be? As long as I was "in", I'd be accepted, but since I'm "out", suddenly I know very little. The old "You may know, but don't understand" crap. Just because I don't accept the Mormon Cult dogma as truth doesn't mean I don't understand it.
Actually, I don't think you really know, let alone understand. ;)
Why because I no longer think about golden paved streets of the Celestial Kingdom or Jesus Christ coming in all His Glory riding on the clouds above the desert? Because I no longer see with my "spiritual" eyes the real truths of the restored gospel? Because I no longer see in my minds eye the Glory of God, sitting upon his throne in power and majesty? Because I no longer tear up when somebody tells me an Faith-Promoting Rumor about Jesus visiting the Jordan River Temple? Why because my heart no longer swoons when I think of raising my arm to the square and taking on the ever lasting covenants? Because I no longer feel the burning in my buxom and tears welling up in my eyes when Christ appears before the Nephites and they kiss his feet and bathe them with tears?
Ah Nehor, I know your Mormonism quite well.
This post makes me more convinced of my theory.
Oh my GOD whatever Nehor. Fine, I'm done trying to convince you.
This ain't Fn' Jr High Nehor, playing the Nuh Uh game is so lame.