LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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_LifeOnaPlate
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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Mister Scratch wrote:Yes, you're right: I understand that the "lunch" offer was completely in jest.



I don't know any other way to let you know that it wasn't a joke at all other than simply and sincerely saying "I wasn't joking." That is why I pm'd you instead of attempting to make a thread or make it a public issue. That way it would be clear that I mean no harm, and I don't intend to make a spectacle of it. At least I didn't. You never messaged me back, but instead created a thread. And so here we are. It wasn't a joke, it wasn't a trick. It was an intention to actually meet you and get to know you briefly as a real person rather than an anonymous Internet personality, and let you know where I come from as well.
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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LifeOnaPlate wrote:In regards to Scratch I am completely serious in suggesting he see a counselor. . . I am hoping to convey that in regards to Scratch I really think speaking with a counselor would be beneficial.


Before or after you have lunch?
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LifeOnaPlate wrote:
I am contacting my lawyer.


I might be able to offer you a cheaper rate. No win - no cost to you.

No fear, either, my degree was earned from ILS - Internet Law Studies.

PS: I'm very good at what I do, trust me!
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:In regards to Scratch I am completely serious in suggesting he see a counselor. . . I am hoping to convey that in regards to Scratch I really think speaking with a counselor would be beneficial.


Before or after you have lunch?



Maybe even more-so after! (But apparently, Scratch views me as too much of a threat. Must be the big ears and green foam skin.)
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_LifeOnaPlate
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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Ray A wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:
I am contacting my lawyer.


I might be able to offer you a cheaper rate. No win - no cost to you.

No fear, either, my degree was earned from ILS - Internet Law Studies.

PS: I'm very good at what I do, trust me!


Lionell Hutz will be representing me this time. He told me to keep track from now on of every time I take BCSpace to lunch and he skips out on the check.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
_collegeterrace
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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Dr. Shades wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:In regards to Scratch I am completely serious in suggesting he see a counselor. . . I am hoping to convey that in regards to Scratch I really think speaking with a counselor would be beneficial.


Before or after you have lunch?

And will LoaP be taking his meds before or after lunch, or both?
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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LifeOnaPlate wrote:Lionell Hutz will be representing me this time. He told me to keep track from now on of every time I take BCSpace to lunch and he skips out on the check.


Hell Heber, looks like you got a better deal! Ah well, I'll try quacking to someone else.
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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LifeOnaPlate wrote: A lot of people can benefit from speaking with a professional counselor.


I imagine everyone posting on this or any other forum could benefit from counseling as well.
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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LoaP still owes me lunch.
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Re: LoaP Invites Me to Lunch

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Mister Scratch wrote:So, I appeal to the other folks on the board: How should I respond to such a gesture? On the one hand, it seems quite friendly and nice. On the other hand, why the two-facedness from LoaP? I am just curious what others think.

My two cents: I'm sure Life is harmless, but why take the risk? Don't go.
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