Atheism: the antithesis of cynicism

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Re: Atheism: the antithesis of cynicism

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beefcalf wrote:Hey! I think, after I swear fealty to your Christ to keep him from getting pissed at me, I'll try to adopt his ways, and become Christ-like myself! I will demand that my children kneel before me each day and swear their own oaths of fealty to me. And in exchange for their loyalty and devotion, I will promise them that I won't doom them to tens of thousands of centuries of unimaginable pain and suffering.

Boy will my kids love me then! Honestly and truly love me! And I can bask in the warm glow of their love and devotion to me!

LOL.
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ezravan wrote:Okay listen up dumb ass. You think you will disprove god by the sayings if a myth. I have mo hope geinisus. You dumb ass. The six days is a myth and I have never thought it more. What are you a dumb ass that thought the six days were history. Dumb ad
As bitch. My gneiss is freedom. Give me freedom.
Bring it on
You atheist freedom? From what you twatts.

How Christlike.
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Oh my damned god! Why is this crap being allowed in Terrestial?

Hey, new kid, read the damn forum rules before you post!
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Jesus lives the gays and the crack heads.




This has to be the quote of the century.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
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Re: Atheism: the antithesis of cynicism

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Buffalo wrote:
Hoops wrote:Of course it is. Have you considered what the world would be like were it not for Christian belief?


A little better. We'd probably be pagans, and a little less judgmental. The dark ages never would have happened.


The dark ages were caused by barbarian invasions, not Christianity, which you would know, if you were not a noxious mediocrity with just enough of learning to misquote. There was a whole world to the East that remained Christian (until the followers of Mahound swept much of it away) that did not experience the dark ages of the western part of the Old Roman Empire. Moreover, Christians are the ones who preserved the learning of antiquity.
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Buffalo wrote:
And imagine if the magical world view espoused by the scriptures were real! Nothing would work. Science couldn't make any predictions or get repeatable results, because of all the meddling from higher (and lower) powers. We'd still by riding in buggies (whether or not pulled by tapirs).


You are like a pez dispenser of incurable stupidity/nonsense.

No, it's really Christianity and its bastard child Mormonism that are cynical philosophies. I'm an optimist. There is no god - thank god for that!


Your personal testimony is noted and just as quickly discarded.
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Milesius wrote:The dark ages were caused by barbarian invasions, not Christianity, which you would know, if you were not a noxious mediocrity with just enough of learning to misquote. There was a whole world to the East that remained Christian (until the followers of Mahound swept much of it away) that did not experience the dark ages of the western part of the Old Roman Empire. Moreover, Christians are the ones who preserved the learning of antiquity.


...and sought to imprison or murder those who sought to freely investigate the nature of the universe. Galileo, anyone?
eschew obfuscation

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Re: Atheism: the antithesis of cynicism

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CaliforniaKid wrote:
beefcalf wrote:Hey! I think, after I swear fealty to your Christ to keep him from getting pissed at me, I'll try to adopt his ways, and become Christ-like myself! I will demand that my children kneel before me each day and swear their own oaths of fealty to me. And in exchange for their loyalty and devotion, I will promise them that I won't doom them to tens of thousands of centuries of unimaginable pain and suffering.

Boy will my kids love me then! Honestly and truly love me! And I can bask in the warm glow of their love and devotion to me!

LOL.


Asinus asinum fricat.
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Re: Atheism: the antithesis of cynicism

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beefcalf wrote:
Milesius wrote:The dark ages were caused by barbarian invasions, not Christianity, which you would know, if you were not a noxious mediocrity with just enough of learning to misquote. There was a whole world to the East that remained Christian (until the followers of Mahound swept much of it away) that did not experience the dark ages of the western part of the Old Roman Empire. Moreover, Christians are the ones who preserved the learning of antiquity.


...and sought to imprison or murder those who sought to freely investigate the nature of the universe. Galileo, anyone?


My good dim bulb,

I am not interested in making excuses for the papacy or the 17th century Church of Rome. Nevertheless, I hasten to add that the persecution of Galileo happened well after the dark ages and Galileo was a devout Christian.
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Re: Atheism: the antithesis of cynicism

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Milesius wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:LOL.


Asinus asinum fricat.


Do you hate everybody who doesn't subscribe to your unsupported belief system?

Is your God so very weak that you must rise in anger to his defense?
eschew obfuscation

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