Is Schyver Nibley's Biological Son?

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Re: Is Schyver Nibley's Biological Son?

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I scanned through the threads at MDD, and did a few google searches, and from what I can see Schryver hasn't been seen or heard from since this thread started. No denials. No nothing.

Also nothing from Dan Peterson, who I thought might have something to say about this thread. But nothing from him either.

Have I missed anything? Anyone notice Schyver or Peterson or anyone else commenting on this? If not, it kind of surprises me. I don't understand why they'd go all silent on us when it comes to something like this.
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Carton wrote:I scanned through the threads at MDD, and did a few google searches, and from what I can see Schryver hasn't been seen or heard from since this thread started. No denials. No nothing.

Also nothing from Dan Peterson, who I thought might have something to say about this thread. But nothing from him either.

Have I missed anything? Anyone notice Schyver or Peterson or anyone else commenting on this? If not, it kind of surprises me. I don't understand why they'd go all silent on us when it comes to something like this.


All of this is just apostate blubber. They don't care. They are probably laughing at us and assuming we expect answers. I don't care who William-boy's father was. I don't care who is mother is either. The guy is a looser and is probably toking on some weed and drinking it up on the side while nobody watches. Who knows what he does in the closet.

And who cares about Dan Peterson. He's just a school teacher for the church and could be fired at the drop of a hat for misconduct. He best watch himself if he wants to stay employed. The church would cut his throat in a heartbeat if it really felt threatened by his conduct. That's probably coming, later than sooner. Daniel is a pot ready to explode. It's only a matter of time before he boils over and embarrases the church. As smart as he is he's crazy and that will get the best of him in time. We will all be intertained well enough.

Patience. Just wait for the poor school teacher to snap and go nuts. He will.

:rolleyes:

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My heart is glad that this thread continues to thrive. This is an area of research that should not be taken lightly or ignored, in my opinion.

I believe in this research so much that I'm personally looking to hire DNA experts Drs. Southerton and Murphy to get to the bottom of this puzzle. I've also hired George Noory to hash out the various conspiracy theories surrounding this research. He will be interviewing me tonight on Coast to Coast AM (1AM ET, 10PM WT).
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static wrote:My heart is glad that this thread continues to thrive. This is an area of research that should not be taken lightly or ignored, in my opinion.

I believe in this research so much that I'm personally looking to hire DNA experts Drs. Southerton and Murphy to get to the bottom of this puzzle. I've also hired George Noory to hash out the various conspiracy theories surrounding this research. He will be interviewing me tonight on Coast to Coast AM (1AM ET, 10PM WT).


Hi.

I hope you can help.

I have been puzzling over why Schryver has not, despite his self publicising assertions, been published as of yet?
Can you help us get to the bottom of that?
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Drifting wrote:Hi.

I hope you can help.

I have been puzzling over why Schryver has not, despite his self publicising assertions, been published as of yet?
Can you help us get to the bottom of that?


You should talk to Schryver about that. He believes it involves a vast conspiracy of apostates and anti-Mormons both inside and outside the LDS Church and BYU.
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William-boy was lucky to get as far as he did because he was an experiment in the Book of Abraham test tube solution that was too interesting to lay aside without adding drops and watching it fizz into nothingness.

Look, William-boy has a pony tail and that is serious points against him. But he was a pot smoker in high school and to make matters worse, he was an ACID HEAD. Now, in case you all don't know this, acid heads don't get published and blessed by the powers that be that defend the Book of Abraham. It isn't ever going to happen. William-boy is tainted goods. He committed the unforgiveable and will never be able to be a real scholar within the circles he rubs his butt in.

I hope that helps.

Paul O

PS. William-boy believes the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are untrue :biggrin:
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This thread is classic MD. If there were a discussion group out there, angry and hostile, wanting to whimper and whine about this place, like the folks here do with folks like Schryver, MDD, and Nibley, well, this thread would be a good one to use as mockery. No doubt there are plenty to choose from, but this one would work just fine.

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stemelbow wrote: ... If there were a discussion group out there, angry and hostile, wanting to whimper and whine about this place ...


... then stemelbow would have a very suitable destination for his posts.
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Kishkumen wrote:
Drifting wrote:Hi.

I hope you can help.

I have been puzzling over why Schryver has not, despite his self publicising assertions, been published as of yet?
Can you help us get to the bottom of that?


You should talk to Schryver about that. He believes it involves a vast conspiracy of apostates and anti-Mormons both inside and outside the LDS Church and BYU.

:lol:

You have to admit that his little slideshow presentation on the Kirtland Egyptian papers was well-done for a PowerPoint 101 semester final project.

Now I can imagine him doing another one with the evil apostates in the left column and in the right column the scripture verses describing the various fiery damnations that will be heaped upon their cursed apostate heads at the final judgment ............. if not before!

And of course it would all be done in Masonic cipher.
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stemelbow wrote:This thread is classic MD. If there were a discussion group out there, angry and hostile, wanting to whimper and whine about this place, like the folks here do with folks like Schryver, MDD, and Nibley, well, this thread would be a good one to use as mockery. No doubt there are plenty to choose from, but this one would work just fine.

No. I ain't back, per se. Just a little jabbing and poking.


Listen you little worm. What's the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3? And why is the Egyptian god Anubis called a slave via revelation of Joseph Smith? Can you answers those questions, worm?

:evil:

Paul O
PS. Worms don't have answers. Wiggle wiggle along now, worm.
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