Perhaps in the bar at
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe the server may eventually manage to make another boilermaker for Arthur that is - atom for atom, electron state for electron state - identical to a drink that my dad once consumed. To Arthur's delight, it turns out
not to be 'an undrinkable tea-like liquid that is "almost but not quite entirely unlike tea".'
Morley wrote: ↑Sat Dec 27, 2025 4:34 pm
malkie wrote: ↑Thu Dec 25, 2025 4:14 am
My dad used to amuse himself (and probably nobody else) with his reply whenever a bar tender asked him: "Same again?" "Not possible", says dad, "but I'd be happy to have something very similar."
Even posthumously, he just now amused me.
You're very kind, Morley, and for that I'll relate another of his stories.
Dad: A pint of beer, please. (unfailingly polite)
Bartender places the drink on the bar in front of him: There you are, sir.
Dad: Do you think there enough room there for a good shot of whisky?
(which would make it a boilermaker - and would increase the profit for the bar)
Bartender (happily reaching for the whisky bottle): Certainly, sir.
Dad: Then would you mind filling it up with beer, since I paid you for a full pint.