Mister Scratch wrote:But that's not what it says on the tax form, Prof. P. Rollo kindly linked it above, why don't you take a look?
Because I really don't care what a ten-year-old IRS form says, especially as it's interpreted by Mini-Scartch (who loves me) and by you, my malevolent stalker.
I know that I wasn't paid $20,400, nor anything like thereunto, as chairman of the FARMS board.
This is not something that I need to prove to myself, and I'm not at all disposed to lift a finger in a vain attempt to satisfy you.
Mister Scratch wrote:Again: your claims just aren't adding up.
They make perfect sense to me, and seem to satisfy a number of others here.
It's scarcely to be wondered at, though, that residents of the Scartcholeptic colony prefer to view me as a liar and a scoundrel. After all, that's what defines Scartcholepsy. (Poor artichoke8, though. He really needs help.)
Mister Scratch wrote:If what you say is true, then you'll need to explain how you all-of-the-sudden received a 20K "windfall" for serving as "Board Chair" of FARMS. Since, you know, you've been doing METI for all these years without any apparent fluctuation in the distribution of your salary.
As I understand it, the Maxwell Institute continues to transfer money to Asian and Near Eastern Languages each year to compensate it for my reduced teaching load. There's been no "windfall." And there certainly hasn't been one to me.
Mister Scratch wrote:Well, then, the 20K was partly for Mopologetics.
No it wasn't. It was for my work on METI. Have I mentioned that METI has no connection whatever with apologetics? None.
Mister Scratch wrote:Which means, in turn, that a portion of your salary was devoted to Mopologetics.
No it doesn't. The money was for my work on METI. Have I mentioned that METI has no connection whatever with apologetics? None.
Mister Scratch wrote:How do you know? Was this listed in your contract or tax documents somewhere?
Like every other faculty member at BYU, I file an annual performance report with my department chairman and have an annual performance review with him and subsequently receive an annual performance evaluation from him.
I know what I'm expected to do, and I do it. Traveling with Ed Snow is never mentioned.
Mister Scratch wrote:Correction: it was for being "Board Chair" of FARMS. Cf. the document.
Either the document is wrong or your interpretation of the document is wrong.
I was never paid $20,000.00, nor anything like thereunto, for serving as chairman of the FARMS board.
(Have I mentioned this before?)
Mister Scratch wrote:I founded METI in early 1993. I still direct it and edit its publications.
Again: how does that explain the massive windfall of 20K on the 1998 tax form? Why, all of the sudden, would FARMS pay out 20K for your work on METI?
There was no "windfall."
I never saw any extra cash, and whatever money my department received had to be paid out to hire a replacement for me. In fact, the amount that was paid to my department was calculated precisely on the basis of what was required to hire such a replacement.
At some point -- I don't remember the precise year off the top of my head -- it was decided that the work of METI had become sufficiently time-consuming and demanding that I needed to get time off from teaching in order to handle it. It was at that point that what is now the Maxwell Institute decided to buy my time from Asian and Near Eastern Languages so that I could devote that time to METI.
Mister Scratch wrote:Prove it.
I don't have to prove a thing to you.
Put your own tax returns up on the board. Post your contract (if you're employed). Share your bills and your receipts with the panting masses.
I'm not interested, but maybe some of the other Scartcholeptics will find it fascinating.
Mister Scratch wrote:The more we dig into this affair, the more your story continues to crumble.
Let's see. You've got poor artichoke8 on your side -- he's actually more Catholic than the pope on this one, I think (speaking Scartchily) -- and you've got Mini-Scartch.
What a surprise.
I see no crumbling, and it doesn't seem than any of the other non-Scartcholeptics do.
Mister Scratch wrote:Could it really be that you have been flat-out lying to us all this time?
Nope.
You're just a malevolent loon. That's all.