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_jskains
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by _jskains » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:57 pm
Corpsegrinder wrote: jskains wrote: ...bloodeyed girl.
She's a vampire, like Jesus.
Jesus was the first vampire, you know.
A continued reminder that Atheists act childish behind their veils of the anonymous.
JMS
Great Spirits Have Always Encountered Violent Opposition from Mediocre Minds - Albert Einstein
_Corpsegrinder
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by _Corpsegrinder » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:57 pm
Like I said, Orthodox Atheist. Old school. Get with the now, dude.
_aranyborju
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by _aranyborju » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:57 pm
Corpsegrinder wrote: She's a vampire, like Jesus. Jesus was the first vampire, you know.
Actually he was a Lich...I have proof!
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel ClemensThe name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
_Corpsegrinder
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by _Corpsegrinder » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:59 pm
jskains wrote: A continued reminder that Atheists act childish behind their veils of the anonymous. JMS
Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Jesus was not a vampire.
_Corpsegrinder
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by _Corpsegrinder » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:00 pm
aranyborju wrote: Corpsegrinder wrote: She's a vampire, like Jesus. Jesus was the first vampire, you know.
Actually he was a Lich...I have proof!
...that explains so much!
_Buffalo
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by _Buffalo » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:05 pm
jskains wrote: *Eyeroll* Too much effort when you are all are unwilling to listen and rather keep turing the conversation into a joke session. Go back to your religion/Mormon hating. It's what people here do best. JMS
I don't hate Mormons. But your hatred of atheists had disfigured your character. I feel sorry for anti-atheists. :(
Parley P. Pratt wrote: We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote: There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
_Buffalo
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by _Buffalo » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:06 pm
Man, that guy really hates atheists. Why can't he just let us practice our religion in peace?
Parley P. Pratt wrote: We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote: There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
_Corpsegrinder
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by _Corpsegrinder » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:08 pm
Buffalo wrote: Man, that guy really hates atheists. Why can't he just let us practice our religion in peace?
He's probably an apostate atheist. You know, they can leave but they can't leave us alone.
_DarkHelmet
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by _DarkHelmet » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:09 pm
Corpsegrinder wrote: jskains wrote: A continued reminder that Atheists act childish behind their veils of the anonymous. JMS
Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Jesus was not a vampire.
Exactly. Just as it doesn't say he was never married, so we can assume he was. It's so romantic, like Twilight.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die." - Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
_beastie
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by _beastie » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:14 pm
jskains wrote: Calling the entire premise a joke is just a continued sign of pathetic laziness. JMS
I gave your argument exactly the amount of time and attention it deserved.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases. Penn & Teller http://www.mormonmesoamerica.com