Mormon Church, wrong again re masturbation

Post by **_Trevor** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:12 am

beastie wrote:Why in the world would you masturbating be like you saying she's ugly?

Especially when you do it while looking at a picture of...HER!

Post by **_Pokatator** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:13 am

asbestosman wrote:
Pokatator wrote:If, I mean "if" by some remote chance you were to spank the monkey, do you think you are being unfaithful to your spouse?

masturbation =/= adultery

That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.

And how do you know your wife isn't doing it? Would you feel ugly if she was?

Post by **_Trevor** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:14 am

asbestosman wrote:I tried to teach him how to pray and pay tithing, but so far I haven't had much luck.

Well, we can be assured that someone in your house has a decent head on his shoulders, even if he does use it to lick his gonads and eat his own crap.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:16 am

beastie wrote:Why in the world would you masturbating be like you saying she's ugly?

Because it means I thought it wasn't worth asking her. Why drive a station-wagon when you could drive a ferrari?

Post by **_asbestosman** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:18 am

Moniker wrote:Have you asked her about it, abman?

Confidential.

No offense, but I'm not going to discuss it further.

Post by **_Moniker** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:22 am

asbestosman wrote:
Moniker wrote:Have you asked her about it, abman?

Confidential.

No offense, but I'm not going to discuss it further.

Oh, I wasn't trying to get dirt or embarrass you. I promise!

Without you divulging anything I'll give you my take on it. :)

Careful wording:

Foreplay can include self stimulation so that you can show your partner what you desire. It might be something that could be approached in a sensitive way with your wife, if you feel so compelled, and could actually be a way to bring more sexual intimacy.

Not meant to make you feel embarrassed. I respect whatever choice you make and it's between you and your wife. If you're satisfied and happy that's all that matters. :)

Post by **_Brackite** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:50 am

Here is my question again to Coggins7, For the second time here:
What about the few LDS males who aren't able to get marry in this lifetime? Do you really believe that they should go their whole lifetime without ever Masturbating, and then they get prostrate cancer and probably die of it?

Post by **_Brackite** » Sat May 03, 2008 4:03 am

asbestosman wrote:
beastie wrote:abman, hate to break it to ya - but they're using your leg. The nonmormon ones, that is. ;)

My family's dog doesn't do it. If my dog can control himself, then I can control myself too. And if my dog eats poop, I can also decide that I'm pickier than he is.

Hello asbestosman,

Here is that Link again for you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sex ... rbation.29

Post by **_asbestosman** » Sat May 03, 2008 4:16 am

The link was interesting and surprising.

Still, I wonder why it is that many animals do not engage in mating behavior unless the female is in heat (dolphins and humans are some of the few exceptions I'm aware of).

Post by **_Moniker** » Sat May 03, 2008 4:24 am

Women actually are more likely to desire intercourse or have sexual thoughts preceding ovulation. There's also research to see if men are more attracted to women during this time:

C'mere, Big Boy