Is that lipstick on this cup?
Add Your Caption to Scripture Pictures
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_Morley
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Is that lipstick on this cup?
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_Buffalo
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Helaman leads his band of stripling warriors atop his mighty tapir steed.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Buffalo
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Enos, mighty Elf Chieftain, captain of Middle Earth.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Buffalo
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Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Doctor CamNC4Me
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Captain Moroni was suspended from the Major Nephite Baseball League when he tested positive for HGH. When asked about the abnormal size of his bicep Captain Moroni responded, "I've never taken any performance enhancing product, and anyone who says otherwise is a Lamanite."
His trainer had no comment, but is expected to testify later this week in front of the Greater Nephite Council.
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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_Jonah
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"Joey...do you like movies about Gladiators? How about Book of Mormon stories? You know...strippling warriors stuff?"
Red flags look normal when you're wearing rose colored glasses.
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_Jonah
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"Forget everything they taught us in Young Women's LaDorka. Having your cupcake licked will rock your world!!"
Red flags look normal when you're wearing rose colored glasses.
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_Jonah
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"The Bachelor - Jesus Season"
"Will you accept this rose?"
Red flags look normal when you're wearing rose colored glasses.
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_hatersinmyward
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Does Brother Martinez know his Son and Daughter-in-law spend their nights watching porn while they are living in his basement?
"Trust me he doesn't know."
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_DarkHelmet
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The Lamanites destroyed all but one of Captain Moroni's P90X workout DVDs. DVD #6 - Biceps, was preserved.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775