Did the bishop ever ask you if you masturbate

[_stemelbow]

The way you guys are putting it its as if all of my companions spanked themselves. uh...did you all realize you're laying in the same room as another fellow? Oh I guess it could be bathroom episodes.

Well, I'm a little more creeped out if the first propisition, but oh well. Its long behind me.

[_Rambo]

If I went too long I'd end up whacking it in my sleep, and by the time I was awake enough to know what I was doing it was too late. Oh, the shame.

haha I did that too sometimes! It was kind of fun to wake up too but I felt like I sinned again and I tried so hard not too. Now if someone else is in the bed with me I will randomly start doing things to them while I am sleeping! Yeah this can cause trouble...

If I had gone at 19 I probably wouldn't have lasted 2 years.

I was 19 and couldn't make it all 2 years without doing it. I did go for months at a time without doing it though. But then that stupid sears catalog would come in the mail.

Near the end of my mission I kind of gave up with it. Bought some bodybuilding magazines that had a ton of hot chicks in it.

[_LDSToronto]

Its long behind me.

Bazinga!

Couldn't resist.

H.

[_Rambo]

The way you guys are putting it its as if all of my companions spanked themselves. uh...did you all realize you're laying in the same room as another fellow? Oh I guess it could be bathroom episodes.

On my mission there were pictures of Jesus in the shower. Meaning he is watching what you are doing in there.

[_stemelbow]

Bazinga!

Couldn't resist.

H.

Two days ago I took my middle child to the bathroom to help him go. I had to go so I thought I'd give a demo in hopes he catches on that he needs to aim it into the water. He couldn't stop looking as he crouched down peering upward, "daddy you have a big weenie. I have a small weenie, but you ahve a big weenie."

Thought it was cute. Don't worry I ain't trying to boast by quoting the impressions of a 3 year old.

[_Rambo]

I think we decided here once that a baker's dozen was a good limit. ;D

Wow 12 times a day sounds like a lot. Is that a dare!

However...I've never been a 16 year old boy, so....

I was and it drove me crazy. Wish I had the mindset I had now as a 16 year old. Wouldn't of been so much guilt associated with it plus I wouldn't have been so furstrated as much. Oh well. would've, could've, should've..

Obviously if you are doing it so much that you are causing injury or it is interfering with your life it's a problem. If someone is married and choosing solo over partnered sex there is an issue that needs to be looked into.

Yeah that would be dumb. Sex is way better!

[_stemelbow]

On my mission there were pictures of Jesus in the shower. Meaning he is watching what you are doing in there.

So I recall some show or movie in which the character had to provide a sample at the doctors office. Afterward the joke was made by him as he picked up a cup, "why am I getting turned on by this?"

Your little story makes me concerned that they put pictures of Jesus in the shower.

by the way we never ever had a picture of Jesus in the shower. Weird.

[_Buffalo]

The way you guys are putting it its as if all of my companions spanked themselves. uh...did you all realize you're laying in the same room as another fellow? Oh I guess it could be bathroom episodes.

Well, I'm a little more creeped out if the first propisition, but oh well. Its long behind me.

Most of them probably did, Stem. Hate to ruin your memories!

[_Rambo]

Two days ago I took my middle child to the bathroom to help him go. I had to go so I thought I'd give a demo in hopes he catches on that he needs to aim it into the water. He couldn't stop looking as he crouched down peering upward, "daddy you have a big weenie. I have a small weenie, but you have a big weenie."

Thought it was cute. Don't worry I ain't trying to boast by quoting the impressions of a 3 year old.

I think he meant to say "you are a weenie!" :)

[_stemelbow]

I think he meant to say "you are a weenie!" :)

Nah...he calls me "puny human" when we wrestle and "stupid daddy" when I make jokes in the car, for some reason. Other than that he has nothing negative to say about me at all.